Cracker200
This is a simple Classic Magic 8Ball that uses the twenty responses from the original Magic 8Ball. I made it this way to specifically avoid using a separate txt file as editing/changing responses is not desired. I believe that using a separate txt file for this classic version would offer no benefits, slow it down by requiring harddrive reads, increase file size (storage space) and unnecessarily complicate this snippet.

See: !8ball revisited by Jibberish for a more verbose Magic 8-Ball using txt file with add and delete feature.