@sadistic_sin With all the action command snippets, they could be drawn together into one package, something similar to:

on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  if (!cake isin $1) && ($2 isin $chan) { describe $chan puts cake in $2 \'s mouth }
  elseif ($2 !isin $chan) || ($2 == $me) { describe $chan throws cake at $nick instead } {
    if (!acupuncture isin $1) && ($2 isin $chan) { describe $chan $2 gets needled }
    elseif ($2 !isin $chan) || ($2 == $me} { describe $chan $nick gets stabbed instead }
    }
  else { return }
}

Something like that for example anyway .... hard to think about it while I\'m at work ;)