on *:TEXT:!yomama*:#:{
  var %yomama = $rand(1,23)
  if (%yomama == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! 
  if (%yomama == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
  if (%yomama == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! 
  if (%yomama == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! 
  if (%yomama == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! 
  if (%yomama == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
  if (%yomama == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! 
  if (%yomama == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
  if (%yomama == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! 
  if (%yomama == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
  if (%yomama == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
  if (%yomama == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! 
  if (%yomama == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! 
  if (%yomama == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
  if (%yomama == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
  if (%yomama == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! 
  if (%yomama == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! 
  if (%yomama == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise! 
  if (%yomama == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
  if (%yomama == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors! 
  if (%yomama == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! 
  if (%yomama == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy! 
  if (%yomama == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
  if (%yomama == 24) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
  if (%yomama == 25) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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