!yomama (funny jokes)

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Date Added	Jun 26, 2007
Last Updated	Jun 26, 2007
Tags	funny jokes yomama

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Just copy and paste it into you remotes on mIRC (alt+r)
To add more change the $rand(1,23) to like $rand(1,999) and add if (%yomama == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

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on *:TEXT:!yomama*:#:{
  var %yomama = $rand(1,23)
  if (%yomama == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! 
  if (%yomama == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
  if (%yomama == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound! 
  if (%yomama == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter! 
  if (%yomama == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared! 
  if (%yomama == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
  if (%yomama == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! 
  if (%yomama == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
  if (%yomama == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed! 
  if (%yomama == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
  if (%yomama == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
  if (%yomama == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! 
  if (%yomama == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! 
  if (%yomama == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
  if (%yomama == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
  if (%yomama == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! 
  if (%yomama == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up! 
  if (%yomama == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise! 
  if (%yomama == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
  if (%yomama == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors! 
  if (%yomama == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! 
  if (%yomama == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy! 
  if (%yomama == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Comments: 15

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Jul 1, 2007 9:35 am

You forgot the closing bracket at the end of the script. Also wouldn't it be easier to use $read?

Eugenio

Comments: 1,082

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 6:48 pm

DONT WORK!

mountaindew

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:09 pm

Eugenio:

1) add a bracket at the end
2) you can't trigger your own on texts

napa182

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:09 pm

yeah on this one i would go with a txt file. maybe like

Code:

on *:TEXT:!yomama:#:{ .timeryomama 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's $read(yomamam.txt) }
on *:load: {
if (!$read(yomamam.txt)) {
write yomamam.txt so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
write yomamam.txt arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
write yomamam.txt mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
write yomamam.txt teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
write yomamam.txt so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
write yomamam.txt so short she does backflips under the bed!
write yomamam.txt so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
write yomamam.txt so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
write yomamam.txt so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
write yomamam.txt so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
write yomamam.txt so flat she's jealous of the wall!
write yomamam.txt so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
write yomamam.txt so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
write yomamam.txt so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
write yomamam.txt so bald you can see whats on her mind!
write yomamam.txt so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
write yomamam.txt so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
write yomamam.txt so fat people jog around her for exercise!
write yomamam.txt so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
write yomamam.txt so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
write yomamam.txt so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
write yomamam.txt so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
write yomamam.txt so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
}
}

Eugenio

Comments: 1,082

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:23 pm

lol .......i dont get a word of that ! so i just add that instead of the script ?!?!? or i have to make one of these ".txt" files instead ?!?!?!? :S

napa182

Comments: 1,136

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:31 pm

just add that to a new remote

napa182

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:32 pm

oh and like mountaindew said:

Quote:

you can't trigger your own on texts

Eugenio

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:35 pm

lol i know u cant trigger ur own stuff .....and .........how the hell do you quote ppl like that ?!?!?

Eugenio

Comments: 1,082

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:38 pm

i added that to a new remote and i ran the initiliazation commands (sp) but still nothing happens!

napa182

Comments: 1,136

mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:38 pm

use

Code:

[quote]what you want to quote here[/quote]

Eugenio

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:41 pm

okay thanks for the quote. but i done what you said and still no luck .....my mate added this and he asked me for help but i culdnt help him so i came on here ......i can get hes to work when i type !yomama but mine dont work now .......it might do if he types !yomama though but unfortunately he is idle!

napa182

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mIRC Snippet: !yomama (funny jokes)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:48 pm

well if you have access to a channel bot of if the server you are on has botserv type /msg botserv say #urchannel !yomama

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