on *:action:*:*:{
  .ignore -cpu3 $nick 2
  var %slap-excludes = #help,#suppport
  var %active = $iif($active ischan,$v1,$nick) | inc %anti
  if (!$istok(%slap-excludes,%active,44)) && ($count($strip($1-),slap,$me)) {
    describe %active dodges! $chr(91) $+ Slaps Dodged: %anti $+ $chr(93) 
  }
}