the lines can be changed from

on *:text:!1up:#:{ if ($1 == !1up) {  play $chan mircart/1up.txt 2000 } } 

to

on *:text:!1up:#:{ play $chan mircart/1up.txt 500 } 

I tested this to be sure before posting here. It won't trigger unless !1up is the first word in the sentence either way.

here is what I have setup for anyone who cares to use this for themselves instead of from a bot. This will keep you from having to add 80+ aliases manually.

menu channel,query {
Text ART 
  .1up:{ play $active mircart/1up.txt 500 } 
  .apple:{ play $active mircart/apple.txt 500 }
  .batman:{ play $active mircart/batman.txt 500 }
  .batman2:{ play $active mircart/batman2.txt 500 }
  .beatles:{ play $active mircart/beatles.txt 500 }
  .bug:{ play $active mircart/bug.txt 500 } 
  .bullshit:{ play $active mircart/bullshit.txt 500 } 
  .bunny:{ play $active mircart/bunny.txt 500 }
  .olympics:{ play $active mircart/olympics.txt 500 } 
  .cake:{ play $active mircart/cake.txt 500 } 
  .calvin:{ play $active mircart/calvin.txt 500 } 
  .cash:{ play $active mircart/cash.txt 500 } 
  .cat:{ play $active mircart/cat.txt 500 } 
  .cheeze:{ play $active mircart/cheeze.txt 500 } 
  .chick:{ play $active mircart/chick.txt 500 } 
  .chillblue:{ play $active mircart/chillblue.txt 500 } 
  .chillgreen:{ play $active mircart/chillgreen.txt 500 } 
  .chillred:{ play $active mircart/chillred.txt 500 } 
  .coffee:{ play $active mircart/coffee.txt 500 } 
  .dog:{ play $active mircart/dog.txt 500 } 
  .dog2:{ play $active mircart/dog2.txt 500 } 
  .dogbert:{ play $active mircart/dogbert.txt 500 } 
  .ed209:{ play $active mircart/ed209.txt 500 }
  .enterprise:{ play $active mircart/enterprise.txt 500 } 
  .enterprise2:{ play $active mircart/enterprise2.txt 500 }
  .faceoff:{ play $active mircart/faceoff.txt 500 } 
  .fish:{ play $active mircart/fish.txt 500 } 
  .flower:{ play $active mircart/flower.txt 500 }
  .fly:{ play $active mircart/fly.txt 500 } 
  .fyou:{ play $active mircart/fyou.txt 500 } 
  .gameboy:{ play $active mircart/gameboy.txt 500 } 
  .ghost:{ play $active mircart/ghost.txt 500 }
  .girl:{ play $active mircart/girl.txt 500 }
  .olympics:{ play $active mircart/olympics.txt 500 }
  .shroomred:{ play $active mircart/shroomred.txt 500 }
  .1up:{ play $active mircart/1up.txt 500 }
  .guitar:{ play $active mircart/guitar.txt 500 } 
  .gun:{ play $active mircart/gun.txt 500 }
  .happy:{ play $active mircart/happy.txt 500 } 
  .heart:{ play $active mircart/heart.txt 500 }
  .heart2:{ play $active mircart/heart2.txt 500 }
  .heartbreak:{ play $active mircart/heartbreak.txt 500 }
  .hellokitty:{ play $active mircart/hellokitty.txt 500 } 
  .hobbs:{ play $active mircart/hobbs.txt 500 }
  .icecream:{ play $active mircart/icecream.txt 500 }
  .homer:{ play $active mircart/homer.txt 500 }
  .invader:{ play $active mircart/invader.txt 500 }
  .invaders2:{ play $active mircart/invaders2.txt 500 }
  .joypad:{ play $active mircart/joypad.txt 500 }
  .janus:{ play $active mircart/janus.txt 500 } 
  .keyboard:{ play $active mircart/keyboard.txt 500 }
  .kirby:{ play $active mircart/kirby.txt 500 }
  .mandala:{ play $active mircart/mandala.txt 500 }
  .maze:{ play $active mircart/maze.txt 500 }
  .megaman:{ play $active mircart/megaman.txt 500 }
  .mirc:{ play $active mircart/mirc.txt 500 }
  .pac:{ play $active mircart/pac.txt 500 }
  .phone:{ play $active mircart/phone.txt 500 }
  .pizza:{ play $active mircart/pizza.txt 500 }
  .potionblue:{ play $active mircart/potionblue.txt 500 }
  .potiongreen:{ play $active mircart/potiongreen.txt 500 }
  .potionred:{ play $active mircart/potionred.txt 500 }
  .puzzbob:{ play $active mircart/puzzbob.txt 500 }
  .r2d2:{ play $active mircart/r2d2.txt 500 }
  .ra:{ play $active mircart/ra.txt 500 }
  .readup:{ play $active mircart/readup.txt 500 }
  .robo:{ play $active mircart/robo.txt 500 }
  .robocop:{ play $active mircart/robocop.txt 500 }
  .rom1:{ play $active mircart/rom1.txt 500 }
  .rom2:{ play $active mircart/rom2.txt 500 }
  .sad:{ play $active mircart/sad.txt 500 }
  .santa:{ play $active mircart/santa.txt 500 }
  .s-bandit:{ play $active mircart/s-bandit.txt 500 }
  .s-cool:{ play $active mircart/s-cool.txt 500 }
  .s-cry:{ play $active mircart/s-cry.txt 500 }
  .s-embaressed:{ play $active mircart/s-embaressed.txt 500 } 
  .s-errm:{ play $active mircart/s-errm.txt 500 }
  .s-evil:{ play $active mircart/s-evil.txt 500 }
  .s-happy:{ play $active mircart/s-happy.txt 500 }
  .shroomgreen:{ play $active mircart/shroomgreen.txt 500 }
  .shroomred:{ play $active mircart/shroomred.txt 500 } 
  .s-innocent:{ play $active mircart/s-innocent.txt 500 }
  .skull:{ play $active mircart/skull.txt 500 }
  .s-lol:{ play $active mircart/s-lol.txt 500 }
  .smoke:{ play $active mircart/smoke.txt 500 }
  .snail:{ play $active mircart/snail.txt 500 } 
  .snoopy:{ play $active mircart/snoopy.txt 500 }
  .snoopy2:{ play $active mircart/snoopy2.txt 500 }
  .s-omg:{ play $active mircart/s-omg.txt 500 }
  .s-pirate:{ play $active mircart/s-pirate.txt 500 }
  .s-rebel:{ play $active mircart/s-rebel.txt 500 }
  .s-sick:{ play $active mircart/s-sick.txt 500 }
  .s-sinister:{ play $active mircart/s-sinister.txt 500 }
  .s-sleeping:{ play $active mircart/s-sleeping.txt 500 }
  .s-suprised:{ play $active mircart/s-suprised.txt 500 }
  .st1:{ play $active mircart/st1.txt 500 }
  .st2:{ play $active mircart/st2.txt 500 }
  .st3:{ play $active mircart/st3.txt 500 }
  .st4:{ play $active mircart/st4.txt 500 }
  .star:{ play $active mircart/star.txt 500 } 
  .s-tired:{ play $active mircart/s-tired.txt 500 }
  .s-wink:{ play $active mircart/s-wink.txt 500 }
  .sword:{ play $active mircart/sword.txt 500 }
  .teddy:{ play $active mircart/teddy.txt 500 }
  .toad:{ play $active mircart/toad.txt 500 }
  .transformer:{ play $active mircart/transformer.txt 500 }
  .trooper:{ play $active mircart/trooper.txt 500 }
  .trump:{ play $active mircart/trump.txt 500 }
  .whoops:{ play $active mircart/whoops.txt 500 }
  .yin:{ play $active mircart/yin.txt 500 }
}

EDIT: replaced $chan with $active where needed so that this will work in query. (can't believe I didn't catch that before today)