Just a little constructive criticism, but your grammar could really use some work. I pulled the gift replies off of this to make a !gift script for the holidays but I soon realized it would be easier to just write my own because yours were so full of grammar mistakes.

Example: "pulls out a huge Gift from the GiftBag tosses it to $nick assortment of whips and paddles"

Should read something like: "pulls out a huge package from the GiftBag containing an assortment of whips and paddles and tosses it to $nick"