say I am on $scon(0) networks. I'm an oper on $iif(%oper,%oper,0) networks. I have added $iif(%kline,%kline,0) klines and removed $iif(%rkline,%rkline,0) $+ , I have added %shun shuns and removed $iif(%rshun,%rshun,0) $+ , I have added $iif(%gline,%gline,0) glines and removed $iif(%rgline,%rgline,0) $+ , I have added $iif(%zline,%zline,0) zlines and removed $iif(%rzline,%rzline,0) $+ . I have akilled $iif(%akill,%akill,0) users and removed $iif(%rakill,%rakill,0) akills. I haved  killed $iif(%kill,%kill,0) users and used the /sa commands %sa times. I have also sent $iif(%global,%global,0) global messages.  
  say I also have kicked $iif(%kick,%kick,0) users, and gave $iif(%voice,%voice,0) voices $iif(%halfop,%halfop,0) halfops $iif(%op,%op,0) ops and $iif(%founder,%founder,0) founders.
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