Yeah well, using text file is a good choice. And If I had to use it, I'd do it with:

on *:text:$($strip(!brocode)):#:.play -r # bro.txt 2000

Rather than just using:> msg # $read(bro.txt)
The -r switch will force mirc to play a message randomly. I like the fact that it uses a timer delay and it's adjustable. In the above example, I set it to 2000 milliseconds, which is a 2 second delay.

Put all the messages as such in a text file called bro.txt line by line:> 04THE GOLDEN RULE (Article 1): 14Bros before hoes. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone.
04Article 2: 14A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are doing it.
04Article 3: 14If a Bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when full-grown.
04Article 4: 14A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no, not even that reason.But I don't like to store a text file and increase its size over time by adding more messages. I tend to favor the use of sockets to fetch a random line from a site and output it in a channel.