Omg thanks Jonesy <3 I found it.
I now use:

var %maxhp = 99, %myhp = %Deathmatch.HPplayer1, %hpremaining = $calc(%maxhp - %myhp)
msg $chan 04• 1D14m 4[3 %Deathmatch.Player1 $+ : 3,3 $str(.,$calc(%myhp / 3)) 4,4 $str(.,$calc(%hpremaining / 3))  7(1 %myhp $+ % 7) 4]

Fark, thanks man, you saved like 200 lines! ^_^
^ Wth you can\'t say the f word O.o

Oeyeah <3 100th comment