Even easier. Put all facts in a text file.

Good Job Lewy :)

here is a fast socket using the facts you have posted. I used pastebin.com to socket to as it does not go down all that often.
anyways this is just a fast mock up of a working example nothing more..
I hope this can help you in learning sockets or get a better idea about them at the lest.
as always keep coding in msl ;x


example:

thanks for the Suggestion @napa182 .... Thanks for the a brief description on the Sockets @Jethro I appreciate the Feed back guys :)

Even a socket has its ups and downs. One of the up parts is that it eliminates the need for saving the source on the hard drive to be referred to by mIRC...the downside is that if the website is down or the source code has been altered, it'll cease to function.

would have been better if it was a socket tbh, but to each their own I guess.....

Faster yet:



EDIT:
@Hawkee there should be a 'delete post' option when i'm the post owner.
Also, editing "code" tag within an comment will add "br" tags and delete the "code" styling.

Thank you For the Feedback I will keep that in mind for future Scripts :)

here is an example that i did a long time ago when i first started out doing my bot

on *:text:*:#: {
tokenize 32 $strip($1-)
if ($1 == !norris) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\norris.txt
}
if ($1 == !Momma) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\momma.txt
}
if ($1 == !blonde) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\blonde.txt
}
if ($1 == !clowns) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\clowns.txt
}
if ($1 == !condoms) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\condoms.txt
}
if ($1 == !elevator) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\elevator.txt
}
if ($1 == !emo) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\emo.txt
}
if ($1 == !internet) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\internet.txt
}
if ($1 == !love) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\love.txt
}
if ($1 == !pc) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pc.txt
}
if ($1 == !pickup) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pickup.txt
}
if ($1 == !pizza) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\pizza.txt
}
if ($1 == !quotes) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\quotes.txt
}
if ($1 == !stupid) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\stupid.txt
}
if ($1 == !walmart) {
msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\walmart.txt
}
if ($1 == !redneck) {
msg # 4,1 You might be a redneck if $read $mircdir\text\redneck.txt
}
if ($1 == !8ball) {
if (!$2) { msg $chan you must ask a question to get an answer } halt
if ($nick == Darknessfalls) && (Angelic_Desire isin $1-) && (tit isin $1-) { .msg # Yes
halt
}
else { msg # 4,1 $read $mircdir\text\8ball.txt
}
}
}

instead of having it all in scripts editor you could put all the facts in a txt doc then have it read from that. then you also wouldn't need to use the %wtf alias because it would auto randomize