Yo Momma Jokes

By ES
Platform:  mIRC
Published  Jun 03, 2009
Updated  Jun 03, 2009
Uses a simple !yomomma cmd to let a bot tell random Yo Momma jokes (262 in total)
This is my first snippet tbh and i hope you like it ^_^

Setup:
1.In mIRC type:
1.a)/write yomomma.txt
1.b)/run yomomma.txt
2. C+P all the text from here: http://paste2.org/p/243437 and save it.
3. Paste the snippet in a new Remote and save it.
4. Enjoy on *:text:!yomomma*:#:{ .msg $chan $iif(($2 isnum 1- $+ $lines(yomomma.txt)),$read(yomomma.txt,$2),$read(yomomma.txt)) }

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Spanky   -  Jun 09, 2009
late reply but yes it is bad jonesy. but heh i cant expect much from you ;P >.>
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jonesy44   -  Jun 07, 2009
Don't i know it :) - i won't spam this topic no more haha!
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ES   -  Jun 06, 2009
lolololol
that is epic jonesy xD
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jonesy44   -  Jun 06, 2009

Code

 


Problem solved.
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jonesy44   -  Jun 06, 2009
Consistence, Jethro.
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Jethro   -  Jun 06, 2009
I think papa or daddy sounds better than dadda. Dadda sounds a bit babyish.
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ES   -  Jun 06, 2009
lulz @ jonesy44
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jonesy44   -  Jun 06, 2009
Change mumma to dadda and she to he. job done.
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iCub   -  Jun 06, 2009
why isnt there any fatherhood jokes?
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jonesy44   -  Jun 06, 2009
Americans.. Jethro.. Americans..
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Jethro   -  Jun 06, 2009
One thing I don't get about the 'yo momma jokes' is that motherhood is so remarkable. What's the joke in that?
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iCub   -  Jun 06, 2009
your mummas so stupid, she took a spoon to the superbowl
your mummas so fat, when she stood on the scales it read 'to be continued'
your mummas so slow, it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes
your mummas so ugly, her face reminds me of a dump i took 5 years ago
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jonesy44   -  Jun 04, 2009
Is it bad if i laughed at that, Spanky?
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Mirccoder   -  Jun 03, 2009
just remember this joke your momma so dum she got ran over by a parked car
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Spanky   -  Jun 03, 2009
Warning lame yo momma joke warning
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Warning lame yo momma joke warning
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jonesy44   -  Jun 03, 2009
If we were being really picky too, you could remove the one at the beginning and the end because it's all on one line :P
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ES   -  Jun 03, 2009
Edited
Thx
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jonesy44   -  Jun 03, 2009
nice one :) You have one extra bracket on the end though.
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