Ok i made this out of pure boredom. What this script does is when you get a Server Notice that says someone did a /whois on you, it'll reply to them and tell them how many times you have been whois'ed. Enjoy!

NOTICE

You MUST have IRCOperator on the server, as well as Usermode +W (UnrealIRCd)

THIS WILL NOT WORK FOR ANYBODY THAT DOESNT HAVE IRCOP
The ONLY exception is that if there's a way for you to get a server notice that someone /whois'ed you, there is a module in UnrealIRCd for anybody to do that, but i don't know where it is, i'll try to track it down on *:snotice:*:{
if (/whois isin $1-) {
inc %whoisno
.notice $2 12,1 You like my whois dont ya? i've been whois'ed %whoisno times. I'm also a %ircopstats
}
}

on *:load:{
set %ircopstats $$?="Please input your IRCOperator Status (Global Operator, Local Operator, Server Administrator, etc.)"
echo -a 4,1 Thank you for loading Whois Notifier by Kinight
echo -a 12,1 Tested by iAlex of AuthorityGamer IRC
echo -a 11,1 If you want to drop me a message, go to /server -m irc.authoritygamer.com
}