Joke Bank
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| Average Score | 5.5 (of 2 scores) |
| Date Added | Mar 11, 2009 |
| Last Updated | Mar 11, 2009 |
| Tags | bank dialog joke jokes mirc script scripts |
Description
Haven't scripted in a long time, so here goes...

Well I was basically reading a joke book the other day, and thought it would be nice if you could store these jokes. So, I made this. Load into remotes and type /jokes or right-click anywhere and click "Joke Bank".
It's rather simple at the moment, but suggestions will be followed.
Additional feature: channel messaging.
!randjoke - displays a random joke to the channel (from another user)
!joke X - displays joke number X into the channel
!jokeanswer X - notices the answer of joke X to the nick
I am hoping to make the channel messaging more configurable in the future, so think of this as a template if you will.
Oh, and if you want to read my jokes so far (only 10):
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?*A carrot!
What's brown and sticky?*A stick!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?*You can unscrew a lightbulb!
What do christmas trees and priests have in common?*Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do blonde women have such big bellybuttons?*They've been sleeping with too many blonde men.
What do you call a Scottish lesbian?*Gaelic.
What do pubic hair and parsley have in common?*You push it aside, and keep on eating!
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Wales?*A leisure center!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? *He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why was the washing machine laughing?*Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?*Your wife will always blow your bonus.

Well I was basically reading a joke book the other day, and thought it would be nice if you could store these jokes. So, I made this. Load into remotes and type /jokes or right-click anywhere and click "Joke Bank".
It's rather simple at the moment, but suggestions will be followed.
Additional feature: channel messaging.
!randjoke - displays a random joke to the channel (from another user)
!joke X - displays joke number X into the channel
!jokeanswer X - notices the answer of joke X to the nick
I am hoping to make the channel messaging more configurable in the future, so think of this as a template if you will.
Oh, and if you want to read my jokes so far (only 10):
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?*A carrot!
What's brown and sticky?*A stick!
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?*You can unscrew a lightbulb!
What do christmas trees and priests have in common?*Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do blonde women have such big bellybuttons?*They've been sleeping with too many blonde men.
What do you call a Scottish lesbian?*Gaelic.
What do pubic hair and parsley have in common?*You push it aside, and keep on eating!
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Wales?*A leisure center!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? *He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why was the washing machine laughing?*Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?*Your wife will always blow your bonus.
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Posted on Mar 11, 2009 4:42 pm
Posted on Mar 11, 2009 4:42 pm
I think it would be better to have the answer on a timer.
Maybe add a dclick to the dialog to message the joke you click.
Maybe add a dclick to the dialog to message the joke you click.
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Posted on Mar 11, 2009 4:54 pm
Posted on Mar 11, 2009 4:54 pm
Very nice Neptune. :d
Although, I don't have any suggestions for it, although
, sounds good to me. Like an /amsg?
Although, I don't have any suggestions for it, although
| Quote: |
| Maybe have a auto joke system like every x number of minutes it well say a joke then followed by the answer. |
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Posted on Sep 6, 2009 3:41 am
Posted on Sep 6, 2009 3:41 am
This snippet and !commands same with to a random msg,why not %read(name.txt) is very simple :P upZz...i give you point 90 bro :)
sorry,my english so bad :(
sorry,my english so bad :(
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Posted on Sep 6, 2009 9:51 am
Posted on Sep 6, 2009 9:51 am
nice neptune :P. Get more jokes and join my channel with it >:3.














