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Basically i got bored and decided to make something that some people would like i havent added many jokes to this BUT its very easily coded so you should know how to add more... But i will add another 50-100 As Soon As Possible But All You Do Is Type Blonde1 Blonde2 Blonde3 Etc But when i add 50 + more questions i will change the trigger command to Joke1 Joke2 Joke3 Joke4 etc..Cause There will be more than blonde jokes.

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#Jokeson
on *:TEXT:*Blonde1*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: All you can eat under a buck.  
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde2*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store? | .timer 1 2 msg $chan 14A: They are both 10� a screw! 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde3*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: Nothing. They've never met.
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde4*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? | .timer 1 7 msg $Chan 14A: Because red means stop. 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde5*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde6*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: She picks up her purse and goes home 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde7*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde? | .timer 1 7 msg $Chan 14A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on. 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde8*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: They pull up their pants. 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde9*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. 
}
on *:TEXT:*Blonde10*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick 14Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? | .timer 1 7 msg $chan 14A: So guys will talk to them at parties. 
}
#JokesEnd

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Staccia

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mIRC Snippet: Jokes
Posted on May 23, 2007 11:44 am

these are... inappropriate...

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mIRC Snippet: Jokes
Posted on May 23, 2007 5:57 pm

The content can be considered offensive. It might have been easier to have a random joke set added to a joke.txt (for example), then on text 'joke' read joke.txt randomly. Otherwise there is little of value to this coding other than the possibly of really offending someone.

Purity

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mIRC Snippet: Jokes
Posted on Jun 26, 2007 9:08 pm

I know an easier way you could of done this script.

on *:TEXT:!blonde*:#:{
var %blonde = $rand(1,23)
if (%blonde == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan hat do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? [ All you can eat under a buck. ]
if (%blonde == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Why is a blonde like a hardware store? [ They are both 10� a screw! ]

And to add more just add if (%blonde == #) .timer 1 2 msg $chan

Other than that its not bad.

Mylesmart

Comments: 17

mIRC Snippet: Jokes
Posted on Jan 6, 2008 7:15 pm

lol funny

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