Virus (JOKE)

Platform:  mIRC
Published  Apr 01, 2007
Updated  Apr 04, 2007
this is just a april fools joke, just type /v and it does it all for you alias v {
dialog -m virus virus
}
dialog virus {
title "Virus Detected!"
size -1 -1 147 93
option dbu
icon C:/jdksdf.jfa, 0
text "Your virus detecter cannot delete the following these viruses: Trojan.Peacomn, Trojan.PureHack, Trojan.Hack.", 1, 29 19 95 27
box "", 2, 28 49 96 13
text "", 3, 29 53 93 8
text "Uploading....", 4, 53 63 37 8, center
text "Attention!", 5, 61 5 25 8
}

on *:dialog:virus:init:*: {
beep 25 2
.timer 1 1 /did -a virus 3 |
.timer 1 3 /did -a virus 3 |||
.timer 1 5 /did -a virus 3 |||||
.timer 1 7 /did -a virus 3 ||||||
.timer 1 9 /did -a virus 3 |||||||
.timer 1 10 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||
.timer 1 13 /did -a virus 3 |||||||||
.timer 1 15 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||
.timer 1 17 /did -a virus 3 |||||||||||
.timer 1 19 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||
.timer 1 22 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||
.timer 1 25 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||
.timer 1 28 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||
.timer 1 31 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||
.timer 1 34 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||||
.timer 1 35 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
.timer 1 36 /did -a virus 4 Uploaded!
.timer 1 42 /did -a virus 1 The virus has sent a message to you...
.timer 1 45 /did -a virus 1 Viewing message...
.timer 1 48 /did -a virus 1 Message: [paul@irc4.snm.co.nz] YOUVE JUST BEEN HACKED!
.timer 1 51 /did -a virus 1 I Hope this really brightened your day. now get a life.
}

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NewbieGuy   -  Oct 20, 2011
Yes the /v does not work for me, please help.
Also the milkduds, is there away to have a !milkduds or something?
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Littlemountain   -  Oct 20, 2011
Have loaded it into my remotes, but how to run?

I'm still learning, thanks.
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Purcell   -  Jan 11, 2009
Hmm, funny :P
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Zmodem   -  Aug 27, 2008
Thank you, thank you ;-)
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EL   -  Aug 27, 2008
Rofl nice blend of snippets Zmodem ;D
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Zmodem   -  Aug 27, 2008
A more annoying version, with a little more code to be hidden from the plain site l4m3r ;)

Special Thanks: beau's Reverse Text

Syntax: /milkduds

Code

 
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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Aug 27, 2008
ok, i know this isn't like, really useful, but it doesn't deserve a 2.9.... like come on
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Paul_1337noob   -  Aug 21, 2008
could be made less obvious via turning it into an anti virus/malware script
displaying those results XD

nice 1
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Spanky   -  Aug 21, 2008
i likes
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Tankingcory   -  Aug 06, 2008
wow it scared the shoot outa me
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Eugenio   -  Feb 15, 2008
:D
/me rates 1
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mysterycool   -  Jun 17, 2007
forgot to tel you that a guy who saw this was about to kill me! :p he deosnt understand a thing on compputers.. he just got into my channel and I noticed that he was a newbie so I did it to him :p l00l he said something like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I GOT HACKED! YOU B*TCH! F*CK YOU! IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE SERVER OWNER! and then as he hit enter, my bot kicked him cause he used caps :) :p
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mysterycool   -  Jun 17, 2007
l0l! it\'s cool! nice for a prank! love it! 8/10 from me!
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AHBARAR   -  Jun 17, 2007
looooooool dont worry F*U*R*B*Y* they got him and he cant lie them even after he tried to lie saying u took it some 1 post the real time between u both and cought him .. for tht i congrat u cas many ppl wanna take ur script ^_^ u rock man
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Bouncer   -  Apr 07, 2007
You might wanna change your tag from joek to joke.
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RoninWarrior   -  Apr 04, 2007
This is pretty lame .But at the same time funny,I added this to my mp3 player / server to my buddy yesterday and he was useing the player to serv mp3 and i had set a timer after the mp3 opened that the virus joke dialog would initiate and it did freak him out.Not bad Furby this would better has an addon with a .wav file like an alarm file of such.
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peterpowell   -  Apr 04, 2007
perhaps make it like look like a dcc window downloading...

then run something such as the bsod.exe that i made once while bored in VB.NET (fake bsod)

-pp
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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Apr 04, 2007
F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Apr 03, 2007
/me waits for a ripper to rip it and scary the crap out of himself :D
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Noutrious   -  Apr 02, 2007
w00t :)
I kinda wont fall for that, but its ok for lames :D
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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Apr 02, 2007
:P
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Lindrian   -  Apr 02, 2007
You dont need the /\'s ;o
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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Apr 01, 2007
yeah well i told someone on IRC and they took it for real
and kb me from the channel :P
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ZabuzaMomochi   -  Apr 01, 2007
I think someone would be able to see that this is fake.. :o
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F*U*R*B*Y*   -  Apr 01, 2007
its just as a joke ;) nothing bad happens
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