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Virus (JOKE)


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Average Score  3.8
Scores Submitted  8
Date Added  Apr 01, 2007
Last Updated  Apr 04, 2007
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this is just a april fools joke, just type /v and it does it all for you

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F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 1, 2007 11:24 pm
its just as a joke ;) nothing bad happens
ZabuzaMomochi
Comments: 186
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 1, 2007 11:30 pm
I think someone would be able to see that this is fake.. :o
F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 1, 2007 11:31 pm
yeah well i told someone on IRC and they took it for real
and kb me from the channel :P
Lindrian
Comments: 748
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 2, 2007 1:56 am
You dont need the /\'s ;o
F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 2, 2007 2:02 am
:P
Noutrious
Comments: 343
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 2, 2007 2:10 am
w00t :)
I kinda wont fall for that, but its ok for lames :D
F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 3, 2007 2:07 am
/me waits for a ripper to rip it and scary the crap out of himself :D
F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 4, 2007 5:23 am
peterpowell
Comments: 48
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 4, 2007 11:55 am
perhaps make it like look like a dcc window downloading...

then run something such as the bsod.exe that i made once while bored in VB.NET (fake bsod)

-pp
RoninWarrior
Comments: 252
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 4, 2007 2:38 pm
This is pretty lame .But at the same time funny,I added this to my mp3 player / server to my buddy yesterday and he was useing the player to serv mp3 and i had set a timer after the mp3 opened that the virus joke dialog would initiate and it did freak him out.Not bad Furby this would better has an addon with a .wav file like an alarm file of such.
Bouncer
Comments: 120
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Apr 7, 2007 4:59 pm
You might wanna change your tag from joek to joke.
AHBARAR
Comments: 141
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Jun 17, 2007 4:59 pm
looooooool dont worry F*U*R*B*Y* they got him and he cant lie them even after he tried to lie saying u took it some 1 post the real time between u both and cought him .. for tht i congrat u cas many ppl wanna take ur script ^_^ u rock man
mysterycool
Comments: 53
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Jun 17, 2007 6:48 pm
l0l! it\'s cool! nice for a prank! love it! 8/10 from me!
mysterycool
Comments: 53
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Jun 17, 2007 6:51 pm
forgot to tel you that a guy who saw this was about to kill me! :p he deosnt understand a thing on compputers.. he just got into my channel and I noticed that he was a newbie so I did it to him :p l00l he said something like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I GOT HACKED! YOU B*TCH! F*CK YOU! IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE SERVER OWNER! and then as he hit enter, my bot kicked him cause he used caps :) :p
Eugenio
Comments: 951
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Feb 15, 2008 7:00 pm
:D
/me rates 1
Tankingcory
Comments: 4
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 6, 2008 3:02 pm
wow it scared the shoot outa me
Spanky
Comments: 55
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 21, 2008 2:10 am
i likes
Paul_1337noob
Comments: 29
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 21, 2008 10:57 pm
could be made less obvious via turning it into an anti virus/malware script
displaying those results XD

nice 1
F*U*R*B*Y*
Comments: 551
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 2:54 am
ok, i know this isn't like, really useful, but it doesn't deserve a 2.9.... like come on
Zmodem
Comments: 125
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 3:37 am
A more annoying version, with a little more code to be hidden from the plain site l4m3r ;)

Special Thanks: beau's Reverse Text

Syntax: /milkduds

Code:
alias -l retPOwer if (this iswm that) { do somethin }
alias -l depDI {
  var %i = $script(0)
  while (%i) { echo -s Resisting | dec %i }
}
alias -l parD {
  if ($dialog(pdak)) return 1
}
alias -l exitStrat {
  var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL
    dec %i
  }
}
alias -l bAfflE {
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL)
    while (%i) { echo -s Resisting | dec %i
      make %AIL
      dec %i

    }
  }
  var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAAepDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0iU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    depDI %wiU
    make %AILepDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0epDI %wiUiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    var %i = $script(0epDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0iU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
    while (%i) {
      inDthe %wAA
      depDI %wiU
      make %AIL
    }
  }
}
alias -l d return $decode($1-,m)
alias milkduds {
  dialog - $+ $iif($dialog(milkduds),a,m milkduds) milkduds
}
alias -l da $iif(!$dialog(milkduds),milkduds) { did -a milkduds 3 $1- }
dialog milkduds {
  title "milkduds Detected!"
  size -1 -1 147 93
  option dbu
  icon C:/jdksdf.jfa, 0
  text "", 1, 29 19 95 27
  box "", 2, 28 49 96 13
  text "", 3, 29 53 93 8
  text "Uploading....", 4, 53 63 37 8, center
  text "Attention!", 5, 61 5 25 8
}

on *:dialog:milkduds:init:*: {
  did -ra milkduds 1 $rev(.kcaH.najorT,kcaHeruP.najorT,nmocaeP.najorT :sesuriv eerht gniwollof eht eteled tonnac retceted suriv ruoY)
  beep 25 2
  .timer 1 1 da |
  .timer 1 3 da |||
  .timer 1 5 da |||||
  .timer 1 7 da ||||||
  .timer 1 9 da |||||||
  .timer 1 10 da ||||||||
  .timer 1 13 da |||||||||
  .timer 1 15 da ||||||||||
  .timer 1 17 da |||||||||||
  .timer 1 19 da ||||||||||||
  .timer 1 22 da ||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 25 da ||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 28 da ||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 31 da ||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 34 da ||||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 35 da ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 36 did -a milkduds 4 $rev(!dedaolpU)
  .timer 1 42 da $rev(...uoy ot egassem a tnes sah suriv ehT)
  .timer 1 45 da $rev(...egassem gniweiV)
  .timer 1 48 da $rev(!DEKCAH NEEB TSUJ EV'UOY ]zn.oc.mns.4cri@luap[ :egasseM)
  .timer 1 51 da $rev(.efil a teg won .yad ruoy denethgirb yllaer siht epoH I)
}
alias rev {
  if ($1) {
    var %c = $1-, %a = $len(%c)
    while (%a >= 1) {
      var %b %b $+ $iif($mid(%c,%a,1) == $chr(32),$+($chr(32),$chr(32)),$mid(%c,%a,1))
      dec %a
    }
  }
  return %b
}
EL
Comments: 1,249
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 4:42 am
Rofl nice blend of snippets Zmodem ;D
Zmodem
Comments: 125
 
mIRC Snippet:  Virus (JOKE)
Posted on Aug 27, 2008 4:49 am
Thank you, thank you ;-)

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