Virus (JOKE)

Platform: mIRC

Published Apr 01, 2007

Updated Apr 04, 2007

this is just a april fools joke, just type /v and it does it all for you

alias v {

  dialog -m virus virus

}

dialog virus {

  title "Virus Detected!"

  size -1 -1 147 93

  option dbu

  icon C:/jdksdf.jfa, 0

  text "Your virus detecter cannot delete the following these viruses: Trojan.Peacomn, Trojan.PureHack, Trojan.Hack.", 1, 29 19 95 27

  box "", 2, 28 49 96 13

  text "", 3, 29 53 93 8

  text "Uploading....", 4, 53 63 37 8, center

  text "Attention!", 5, 61 5 25 8

}



on *:dialog:virus:init:*: {

  beep 25 2

  .timer 1 1 /did -a virus 3 |

  .timer 1 3 /did -a virus 3 |||

  .timer 1 5 /did -a virus 3 |||||

  .timer 1 7 /did -a virus 3 ||||||

  .timer 1 9 /did -a virus 3 |||||||

  .timer 1 10 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||

  .timer 1 13 /did -a virus 3 |||||||||

  .timer 1 15 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||

  .timer 1 17 /did -a virus 3 |||||||||||

  .timer 1 19 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||

  .timer 1 22 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 25 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 28 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 31 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 34 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 35 /did -a virus 3 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  .timer 1 36 /did -a virus 4 Uploaded!

  .timer 1 42 /did -a virus 1 The virus has sent a message to you...

  .timer 1 45 /did -a virus 1 Viewing message...

  .timer 1 48 /did -a virus 1 Message: [paul@irc4.snm.co.nz] YOUVE JUST BEEN HACKED!

  .timer 1 51 /did -a virus 1 I Hope this really brightened your day. now get a life.

}

Comments

NewbieGuy - Oct 20, 2011

Yes the /v does not work for me, please help.
Also the milkduds, is there away to have a !milkduds or something?

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Littlemountain - Oct 20, 2011

Have loaded it into my remotes, but how to run?

I'm still learning, thanks.

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Purcell - Jan 11, 2009

Hmm, funny :P

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Zmodem - Aug 27, 2008

Thank you, thank you ;-)

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EL - Aug 27, 2008

Rofl nice blend of snippets Zmodem ;D

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Zmodem - Aug 27, 2008

A more annoying version, with a little more code to be hidden from the plain site l4m3r ;)

Special Thanks: beau's Reverse Text

Syntax: /milkduds

		Code 			
alias -l retPOwer if (this iswm that) { do somethin }
alias -l depDI {
  var %i = $script(0)
  while (%i) { echo -s Resisting | dec %i }
}
alias -l parD {
  if ($dialog(pdak)) return 1
}
alias -l exitStrat {
  var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL
    dec %i
  }
}
alias -l bAfflE {
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0
    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL    inDthe %wAA
    depDI %wiU
    make %AIL)
    while (%i) { echo -s Resisting | dec %i 
      make %AIL
      dec %i

    }
  }
  var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
  while (%i) {
    inDthe %wAAepDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0iU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    depDI %wiU
    make %AILepDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0epDI %wiUiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    var %i = $script(0epDI %wiU
    var %i = $script(0iU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,3
    var %i = $1, %2 = $2, %wiU = $3-, %wAA = $gettok($3-,1,32) $+ $replace($gettok($3-,2,32),113,P)
    while (%i) {
      inDthe %wAA
      depDI %wiU
      make %AIL
    }
  }
}
alias -l d return $decode($1-,m)
alias milkduds {
  dialog - $+ $iif($dialog(milkduds),a,m milkduds) milkduds
}
alias -l da $iif(!$dialog(milkduds),milkduds) { did -a milkduds 3 $1- }
dialog milkduds {
  title "milkduds Detected!"
  size -1 -1 147 93
  option dbu
  icon C:/jdksdf.jfa, 0
  text "", 1, 29 19 95 27
  box "", 2, 28 49 96 13
  text "", 3, 29 53 93 8
  text "Uploading....", 4, 53 63 37 8, center
  text "Attention!", 5, 61 5 25 8
}

on *:dialog:milkduds:init:*: {
  did -ra milkduds 1 $rev(.kcaH.najorT,kcaHeruP.najorT,nmocaeP.najorT :sesuriv eerht gniwollof eht eteled tonnac retceted suriv ruoY)
  beep 25 2
  .timer 1 1 da |
  .timer 1 3 da |||
  .timer 1 5 da |||||
  .timer 1 7 da ||||||
  .timer 1 9 da |||||||
  .timer 1 10 da ||||||||
  .timer 1 13 da |||||||||
  .timer 1 15 da ||||||||||
  .timer 1 17 da |||||||||||
  .timer 1 19 da ||||||||||||
  .timer 1 22 da ||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 25 da ||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 28 da ||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 31 da ||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 34 da ||||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 35 da ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
  .timer 1 36 did -a milkduds 4 $rev(!dedaolpU)
  .timer 1 42 da $rev(...uoy ot egassem a tnes sah suriv ehT)
  .timer 1 45 da $rev(...egassem gniweiV)
  .timer 1 48 da $rev(!DEKCAH NEEB TSUJ EV'UOY ]zn.oc.mns.4cri@luap[ :egasseM)
  .timer 1 51 da $rev(.efil a teg won .yad ruoy denethgirb yllaer siht epoH I)
} 
alias rev {
  if ($1) {
    var %c = $1-, %a = $len(%c)
    while (%a >= 1) {
      var %b %b $+ $iif($mid(%c,%a,1) == $chr(32),$+($chr(32),$chr(32)),$mid(%c,%a,1))
      dec %a
    }
  }
  return %b
}
	

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Aug 27, 2008

ok, i know this isn't like, really useful, but it doesn't deserve a 2.9.... like come on

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Paul_1337noob - Aug 21, 2008

could be made less obvious via turning it into an anti virus/malware script
displaying those results XD

nice 1

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Spanky - Aug 21, 2008

i likes

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Tankingcory - Aug 06, 2008

wow it scared the shoot outa me

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Eugenio - Feb 15, 2008

:D
/me rates 1

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mysterycool - Jun 17, 2007

forgot to tel you that a guy who saw this was about to kill me! :p he deosnt understand a thing on compputers.. he just got into my channel and I noticed that he was a newbie so I did it to him :p l00l he said something like: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I GOT HACKED! YOU B*TCH! F*CK YOU! IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE SERVER OWNER! and then as he hit enter, my bot kicked him cause he used caps :) :p

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mysterycool - Jun 17, 2007

l0l! it\'s cool! nice for a prank! love it! 8/10 from me!

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AHBARAR - Jun 17, 2007

looooooool dont worry F*U*R*B*Y* they got him and he cant lie them even after he tried to lie saying u took it some 1 post the real time between u both and cought him .. for tht i congrat u cas many ppl wanna take ur script ^_^ u rock man

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Bouncer - Apr 07, 2007

You might wanna change your tag from joek to joke.

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RoninWarrior - Apr 04, 2007

This is pretty lame .But at the same time funny,I added this to my mp3 player / server to my buddy yesterday and he was useing the player to serv mp3 and i had set a timer after the mp3 opened that the virus joke dialog would initiate and it did freak him out.Not bad Furby this would better has an addon with a .wav file like an alarm file of such.

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peterpowell - Apr 04, 2007

perhaps make it like look like a dcc window downloading...

then run something such as the bsod.exe that i made once while bored in VB.NET (fake bsod)

-pp

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Apr 04, 2007

:( it got ripped, http://forum.swiftirc.net/viewtopic.php?t=7204

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Apr 03, 2007

/me waits for a ripper to rip it and scary the crap out of himself :D

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Noutrious - Apr 02, 2007

w00t :)
I kinda wont fall for that, but its ok for lames :D

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Apr 02, 2007

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Lindrian - Apr 02, 2007

You dont need the /\'s ;o

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Apr 01, 2007

yeah well i told someone on IRC and they took it for real
and kb me from the channel :P

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ZabuzaMomochi - Apr 01, 2007

I think someone would be able to see that this is fake.. :o

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F*U*R*B*Y* - Apr 01, 2007

its just as a joke ;) nothing bad happens

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