botserv nickserv memoserv chanserv ect. credit goes to whoever wrote theses scripts i add a few things /edited it a little bit all u would need for channels server (i hope) if not add stuff on so i can keep this up to date thanx ::D
ive been runing into a few problems so untill i get this sorted better.
menu * {
.ALLServ Menu
..ChanServ
...register: cs register $$?="Room to regster?" $$?="Room Password?" $$?="description?"
...Identify: cs identify $$?="Room Name?" $$?=" Your Password?"
...AOP : cs AOP $$?="Room Name?" $$?="Add/Del?" $$?="Nick To AOP?"
Set
....Founder: cs set $chan founder $$?=" Who to set as founder?"
....Succesor: cs set $chan successor $$?=" Who to set as successor?"
....Password: cs set $chan password $$?=" password?"
....Desc: cs set $chan desc $$?=" desc?"
....Url: cs set $chan URL $$?=" url?"
....Email: cs set $chan email $$?=" email?"
....EntryMsg: cs set $chan entrymsg $$?=" entry msg?"
....Bantype: cs set $chan bantype $$?=" bantype?"
....Mlock: cs set $chan mlock $$?=" modes?"
....KeepTopic: cs set $chan keeptopic $$?="ON OFF"
....OpNotice: cs set $chan opnotice $$?="ON OFF"
....Peace: cs set $chan peace $$?=" ON OFF"
....Private: cs set $chan private $$?=" ON OFF"
....estricted: cs set $chan restricted $$?=" ON OFF"
....Secure: cs set $chan secure $$?=" ON OFF"
....SecureOps: cs set $chan secureops $$?=" ON OFF"
....SecureFounder: cs set $chan securefounder $$?=" ON OFF"
....SignKick: cs set $chan signkick $$?=" ON LEVEL OFF"
....TopicLock: cs set $chan topiclock $$?=" ON OFF"
....Xop: cs set $chan xop $$?=" ON OFF"
.. -
Akick
....Add: cs akick $chan add $$?="NICK | MASK" $$?="Reason?"
....Stick: cs akick $chan stick $$?="MASK"
....Uunstick: cs akick $chan unstick $$?="MASK"
....Remove: cs akick $chan del $$?="NICK | MASK | ENTRY-NUM"
....List: cs akick $chan list $$?="MASK | ENTRY-NUM | LIST"
....View: cs akick $chan view $$?="MASK | ENTRY-NUM | LIST"
....Enforce: cs akick $chan enforce
....Clear: cs akick $chan clear
.. -
Access
....Add: cs access $chan add $$?=" add who?" $$?=" level?"
....Remove: cs access $chan del $$?="NICK"
....List: cs access $chan list $$?="LIST"
....Clear: cs access $chan clear
.. -
...Drop: cs drop $chan
...Ban: cs ban $chan $$?="Nick?" $$?="Reason?"
...Unban: cs unban $chan
...Clear: cs $chan $$?="What would you like to clear?"
...Owner: cs owner $chan
...Deowner: cs deowner $chan
...Protect: cs protect $chan $$?="Nick?"
...Deprotect: cs deprotect $chan $$?="Nick?"
...Op: cs op $chan $$?="Nick?"
...Deop: cs deop $chan $$?="Nick?"
. -
..NickServ
...Register: ns register $$?="nick?" $$?="password?" $$?="e-mail?
...Group: ns group $??"nick?" $$?="password?"
...Glist: ns glist
...Idenifty: ns identify $$?="Password?"
...SendPass: ns SENDPASS $$?="NICK"
...Access
....Add: ns access add $$?="Nick?"
....Remove: ns access del $$?="Nick?"
....List: ns access list
.. -
...SET
....Display: ns set display $$?="New Display Nick For Group(must be a nick in the group!)"
....Password: ns set password $$?="new password?"
....Language: ns set language $$?=" set your language to? 1) English’) Français (French)eutsch (German)”) Italiano (Italian)•) Português (Portuguese)–) Español (Spanish)—) Türkçe (Turkish)˜) Catala (Catalan)™) ÅëëçíéêÜ (Greek)‘0) Nederlands (Dutch)‘1) Ðóññêèé (Russian)‘2) Magyar (Hungarian)‘3) Polski (Polish)"
....Url: ns set url $$?="new password?"
....Email: ns set email $$?="new email?"
....Iq: ns set icq $$?="new icq?"
....Greet: ns set greet $$?="new greet?"
....Kill: ns set kill $$?="ON | QUICK | IMMED | OFF"
....Secure: ns set secure $$?="ON | OFF"
....Private: ns set private $$?="ON | OFF"
....Hide: ns set hide $$?="EMAIL | STATUS | USERMASK | QUIT}" $$?="ON | OFF"
....Msg: ns set msg $$?="ON | OFF"
....Autoop: ns set autoop $$?="ON | OFF"
.. -
...Drop: ns drop $$?="nick?"
...Recover: ns recover $$?="nick?" $$?="password?"
...Release: ns release $$?="nick?" $$?="password?"
...Ghost:ns ghost $$?="nick?" $$?="password?"
...Alis: ns alist
...Info: ns info $$?="nick?" all
...Logout: ns logout
...Status: ns status $$?="nick?"
...Update: ns update
. -
..BotServ
...Botlist: bs botlist
...Assign: bs assign $chan $$?="BotNick?"
...Set
....Dontkickops: bs $chan DONTKICKOPS $$?="ON | OFF"
....Dontkickvoices: bs $chan DONTKICKVOICES $$?="ON | OFF"
....Greet: bs $chan GREET $$?="ON | OFF"
....Fantasy: bs $chan FANTASY $$?="ON | OFF"
....Symbiosis: bs $chan SYMBIOSIS $$?="ON | OFF"
.. -
...Kick
....Bolds: bs $chan BOLDS $$?="ON | OFF"
....BAadwords: bs $chan BADWORDS $$?="ON | OFF"
....Caps: bs $chan CAPS $$?="ON | OFF"
....Colors: bs $chan COLORS $$?="ON | OFF"
....Flood: bs $chan FLOOD $$?="ON | OFF"
....Repeat: bs $chan REPEAT $$?="ON | OFF"
....Reverse: bs $chan REVERSES $$?="ON | OFF"
....underlines: bs $chan UNDERLINES $$?="ON | OFF"
.. -
...Badwords
....Add: bs badwords $chan add $$?="word?"
....Remove: bs badwords $chan del $$?="word?"
....List: bs badwords $chan list
....Clear: bs badwords $chan clear
.. -
...Act: bs act $chan $$?="what do you want the bot to say in a /me?"
...Info: bs info $$?="CHAN | NICK"
...Say: bs say $chan $$?="what do you want the bot to say?"
...Unassign: bs unassign $chan
. -
..MemoServ
...SendChan: ms send $chan $$?="memo text?"
...SendNick: ms send $$?="Nick?" $$?="Memo Text?"
...Cancel: ms cancel $$?="chan or nick?"
...List: ms list $chan $$?="LIST | NEW"
...Read: ms read $chan $$?="NUM | LIST | LAST | NEW"
...Del: ms del $chan $$?="NUM | LIST | LAST | ALL"
...Set
....Notify: ms set notify $$?="ON | LOGON | NEW | OFF"
....Limit: ms set limit $chan $$?="limit? the limit is the limit of memo's your box will hold.%9%9 0 = min. 20 = max."
.. -
...Info: ms info $chan
...Check: ms check $$?="nick?"
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..Operserv
...Send Global MSG: msg operserv global $$?="Enter message you wish to send to all users"
...Services & Network status: msg operserv stats
...Servermap: msg operserv servermap
...List all Services Operators: msg operserv oper list
...List all Services Admins: msg operserv admin list
...Get Super User Privileges: msg operserv su $$?="Enter Super User Password"
..-
.logchan on/off
...set logchan on: msg operserv set logchan on
...set logchan on: msg operserv set logchan off
..-
...Set modes on $chan : msg operserv mode $chan $$?="Enter modes to set"
...Set modes on $chan : msg operserv mode $chan $$?="Enter modes to set" $$?="nick u wana set more for"
...Clear modes from $chan : msg operserv clearmodes $chan $$?="Enter modes to clear "
..-
.make services join #services
...make them join: msg operserv modload os_raw | msg operserv raw :chanserv join #services | msg operserv raw :operlog join #services | msg operserv raw :nickserv join #services | msg operserv raw :global join #services | msg operserv raw :MemoServ join #services | msg operserv raw :HostServ1 join #services | msg operserv raw :HelpServ join #services | msg operserv raw :MemoServ join #services | msg operserv raw :OperServ join #services | msg operserv raw :StatServ join #services | msg operserv raw :TextServ join #services | msg operserv raw :Botserv join #services
..-
.Nickserv commands for SAdmins
...Drop any Nick: msg nickserv dropnick $$?="Enter the nickname to drop"
...Retrieve password for Nick: msg nickserv getpass $$?="Enter the nickname whose password you wish to retrieve"
...Forbid Nick from Registering: msg nickserv forbid $$?="Enter the nickname you wish to block from registering . This can only be cancelled by using dropnick command"
...Suspend Nick from Identifying: msg nickserv suspend $$?="Enter the nickname you wish to stop identifying"
...Lift Nick suspension: msg nickserv unsuspend $$?="Enter the nickname you wish to lift suspension from"
...List Nicks: msg nickserv list $$?=" Check "/msg nickserv help list" for help with this command"
...List Nicks by Email: msg nickserv listemail $$?=" Check "/msg nickserv help listemail" for help with this command"
..-
.Spam filter
...Check the Spamfilter list: stats f
...Add to SpamFilter: spamfilter add cpnNPqdu $$?"What Action (gline, kill, block)" - - $$?"Enter spam you wish to stop ie. http://come.see.me.cum"
...Remove Spamfilter: spamfilter del $$?="Modes in spam filter expl cpnNPqdu?" $$?="What Action is the SpamFilter set to do?" - - $$?="Spam You Wish to remove"
..-
.. Clones
...Kill Clones for a nick: msg operserv killclones $$?="Enter nick to kill clones for"
..-
.. Akills
...List Akills: msg operserv akill list
...Detailed Akills List: msg operserv akill view
...Add Timed Akills: msg operserv akill add $$?="Enter akill as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK REASON"
...Add Permanent Akills: akill $$?="Enter akill as HOSTMASK REASON"
...Remove Akill: msg operserv akill del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the Akill to remove"
...Count Akills: msg operserv akill Count
.. Akills Exclusion List
...List Exclusions: msg operserv exclude list
...Detailed Exclusions List: msg operserv exclude view
...Add Timed Exclusions: msg operserv exclude add $$?="Enter Exclusion as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK REASON"
...Add Permanent Exclusions: msg operserv exclude add +0 $$?="Enter Exclusion as HOSTMASK REASON"
...Remove Exclusion: msg operserv akill del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the Exclusion to remove"
...Count Exclusions: msg operserv akill Count
.. Mass Akill/kick
...Timed Mass Akill: msg operserv akillchan kill $$?="Enter EXPIRY(+D H M) #CHAN REASON"
...Permanent Mass Akill: msg operserv akillchan kill +0 $chan $$?="Enter REASON "
...Mass Kick: msg operserv clearchan $chan
..-
.. gline
... List Glines: stats g
... Add Gline: gline $1
...Remove Gline: gline - $+ $$?="Enter Ip to remove"
..-
.. S-Gline
...List S-Gline: msg operserv sgline list
...Detailed S-Gline List : msg operserv sgline view
...Add Timed S-Gline: msg operserv sgline add $$?="Enter S-Gline as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK REASON"
...Add Permanent S-Gline: msg operserv sgline add +0 $$?="Enter S-Gline as HOSTMASK REASON"
...Remove S-Gline: msg operserv sgline del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the S-Gline to remove"
...Count S-Gline: msg operserv sgline Count
.. S-Qline
...List S-Qline: msg operserv sqline list
...Detailed S-Qline List : msg operserv sqline view
...Add Timed S-Qline: msg operserv sqline add $$?="Enter S-Qline as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK REASON"
...Add Permanent S-Qline: msg operserv sqline add +0 $$?="Enter S-Qline as HOSTMASK REASON"
...Remove S-Qline: msg operserv sqline del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the S-Qline to remove"
...Count S-Qline: msg operserv sqline Count
.. S-Zline
...List S-Zline: msg operserv szline list
...Detailed S-Zline List : msg operserv szline view
...Add Timed S-Zline: msg operserv szline add $$?="Enter S-Zline as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK REASON"
...Add Permanent S-Zline: msg operserv szline add +0 $$?="Enter S-Zline as HOSTMASK REASON"
...Remove S-Zline: msg operserv szline del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the S-Zline to remove"
...Count S-Zline: msg operserv szline Count
..-
.. Session Commands
...List Sessions: msg operserv session list $$?="Enter a value (must be a number greater than 1, to prevent accidental listing of the large number of single session hosts)"
...View Session in detail: msg operserv session view $$?="Enter complete HOSTMASK without wildcards"
.. Session Limit Exclusions
...List Exclusions: msg operserv exception list
...Detailed Exclusions List : msg operserv exception view
...Add Timed Exclusion: msg operserv exception add $$?="Enter Exclusion as EXPIRY(+D H M) HOSTMASK LIMIT (0 = unlimited) REASON"
...Add Permanent Exclusion: msg operserv exception add +0 $$?="Enter Exclusion as HOSTMASK LIMIT (0 = unlimited) REASON"
...Remove Exclusion: msg operserv exception del $$?="Enter HOSTMASK for the Exclusion to remove"
...Count Exclusion: msg operserv exception Count
..-
.. Logon-News
...List News: msg operserv logonnews list
...Add News: msg operserv logonnews add $$?="Enter news to be sent to users on logon"
...Delete News: msg operserv logonnews del $$?="Enter either ALL or the number of the item to remove"
.. Oper-News
...List News: msg operserv opernews list
...Add News: msg operserv opernews add $$?="Enter news to be sent to Opers on logon"
...Delete News: msg operserv opernews del $$?="Enter either ALL or the number of the item to remove"
..-
.. Add/Delete Services Opers
...Add Oper: msg operserv oper add $$?="Enter nick to be added"
...Delete Oper: msg operserv oper del $$?="Enter nick to be deleted"
.. Add/Delete Services Admins
...Add Admin: msg operserv admin add $$?="Enter nick to be added"
...Delete Admin: msg operserv admin del $$?="Enter nick to be deleted"
..-
.. Jupe
...Deny Server Link: msg operserv jupe $$?="Enter the server name you wish to deny access" $$?="Enter reason"
..-
.. Services Commands
...Restart Services: msg operserv restart
...Force Services to save all Databases: msg operserv update
...Shutdown Services: msg operserv shutdown
...Rehash Services: msg operserv rehash
...Services Quit - NO SAVE : msg operserv quit
..-
.. Services Settings
...Read-Write mode toggle: msg operserv readonly
...Debug Mode Toggle: msg operserv debug
...Set Super User Password: msg operserv supass $$?="Enter password for the Super User"
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.Modes and Changes
..SetHost:/sethost $$?="new host <Example:microsoft.com>:"
..SetIdent:/setident $$?="new ident <Example:Bubba>:"
..CHGhost:/chghost $$?="nick and newhost <Example:Bubba code.slashdot.org>:"
..chgname:/chgname $$?="nick and name <Example:Bubba TechAdmin on SomeNet>:"
..chgIdent:/chgident $$?="nick and ident <Example:Bubba NotBubba>:"
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.UserKills
..UserInfo
...(needed for most Kills):/userhost $$?="Nickname:"
...Examples:/hostmaskex
..AKick
...Add:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" add $$?="Mask:" $?="Reason:"
...Stick:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" stick $$?="Mask:"
...UnStick:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" unstick $$?="Mask:"
...Del:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" del $$?="Mask:"
...List:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" list $?="Mask: (optional)"
...View:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" view $?="Mask: (optional)"
...Enforce:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" enforce
...Clear:/msg chanserv akick #$$="Channel:" clear
..AKill:/akill $$?="User@Host and Reason:"
..TZLine:/tzline $$?="User@Host and Time (0=perm):"
..GZLine:/gzline $$?="User@Host Mask and Time (0=perm):"
..Shun
...By Nickname:/shun $$?="Nickname:" $$?="Time (0=perm):"
...By User@Host:/shun + $+ $$?="User@Host" $$?="Time (0=perm):"
...Undo Nickname:/shun - $+ $$?="Nickname:"
...Undo User@Host:/shun - $+ $$?="User@Host"
..Kill:/kill $$?="Nickname:" $?="Reason:"
..GLine:/gline $$?="User@Host Time (0=perm):" $?="Reason:"
..Kline<Ban User Block>:
...Set:/kline $$?="Host Mask or Nickname:" $?="Reason:"
...Unset:/unkline $$?="Host Mask or Nickname:"
..Zline<Ban IP Block>:/zline $$?="IP address:" $?="Reason:"
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.SAModes
..Join:/sajoin $$?="Nickname:" #$?="Channel:" | /echo 4User Has Been 7Forced 4 to Join Channel
..Part:/sapart $$?="Nickname:" #$?="Channel:" | /echo 4User Has Been 7Forced 4 to Part Channel
..Mode:/samode #$?="Channel:" $$?="(+ or -) Mode:"
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.ServerAdmin(DANGER)
..FileReHashes
...IRCDFile:/rehash $$?="Server name:"
...DCCDeny:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -dccdeny
...DynConf:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -dynconf
...Restrict:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -restrict
...VHost:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -vhost
...MOTD:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -motd
...OPERMOTD:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -opermotd
...BOTMOTD:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -botmotd
...Garbage:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -garbage
...BadWords:/rehash $$?="Server name:" -badwords
..DCCDeny:/dccdeny $$?="Filename mask and reason:"
..UnDCCDeny:/undccdeny $$?="Filename mask:"
..EncryptedPasswords
...Crypt:/mkpasswd crypt $$?="Password:"
...Sha1SSL:/mkpasswd sha1 $$?="Password:"
...MD5SSL:/mkpasswd md5 $$?="Password:"
..ServerConnectors
...Add and Kill Servers
....Connect:/connect $$?="server name or hub port leaf:"
....ServerQuit:/squit $$?="server name:"
....Die:/die $$?="Password:"
....Restart:/restart $$?="server name and password:"
..ServerInfochanges
...ServerInfoLine:/sdesc $$?="Server Description:"
...AddircdLine:/addline $$?="Add line to ircd file:"
...MOTDadd:/addmotd $$?="text:"
...OMOTDadd:/addomotd $$?="TExt:"
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.ServerStats
..KZElines(Banned hosts/IP):/stats k
..Glines(Banned hosts&Shuns):/stats g
..Elines(K:Line Exceptions):/stats E
..Flines(Filename masks on DCCDENY):/stats f
..OLines(IRC Operator Lines):/stats O
..Qlines(Forbidden Nicks):/stats Q
..CNlines(Serversconnect or acceptfrom):/stats C
..HLlines(Hub and Leaf Lines):/stats H
..nLines(GECOS Deny):/stats n
..VHostLines:/stats V
..Tlines(Specific MOTD/Rules Lines):/stats T
..Ulines(Usually Services):/stats U
..Vlines(Version Deny):/stats v
..Dlines(Disallow Lines-Oper & Server Orig Connects):/stats D
..dLINES(Disallow Lines-Autoconnects):/stats d
..eLInes(Proxy scan exempt IPs):/stats e
..ILines(Client auth Lines):/stats I
..Flines(DCCDENY Lines):/stats F
..Ylines(Connection classes):/stats Y
..lLines(Client auth Lines):/stats l
..ChanRestric:/stats r
..NetConfig:/stats N
..DynamConfig:/stats S
..ServerLoad:/stats W
..SQLineReport:/stats q
..ServerUpTime:/stats u
..ServCmdList:/stats m
..MiscSErv:/stats z
..ServerCAcheNS:/stats s
..MiscINfo:/stats t
..SerVConnt:/stats L
..StatsCommands:/stats ?
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.HTM Commands
..On:/htm on
..Off:/htm off
..Noisy:/htm noisy
..Quiet:/htm quiet
..ActRate:/htm to $$?="kbs value:"
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.TSCTL Commands
..Time:/tsctl time
..AllTime:/tsctl alltime
..SetTime:/tsctl svstime $$?="Value:"
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.Server Performance and Info
..Trace:/trace $$?="Server Name:"
..Lag:/lag $$?="Server Name:"
..Links:/links
..Version:/version
..Map:/map
..Rules:/rules
..AdminList:/admin $$?="Server Name:"
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.UserInfo and Changes
..Names:/names #$$?="Channel:"
..NickIsOn:/ison $$?="Nickname:"
..Who:/who $$?="Nickname or Mask:"
..WhoWas:/whowas $$?="Nickname:"
..IRC Op Who:/who O o
..Who On Channel:/who #$$?="Channel:"
..DNS Lookup:/dns -c $$?="Nickname:"
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.User and Channel Info Modes
..UserMode:/helpop ?umodes
..ChannelMode:/helpop ?chmodes
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.OperServ (All Uses Logged)
..GlobalMessage:/msg operserv global $$?="Message for all channels:"
..Stats:/msg operserv stats
..Op List:/msg operserv oper list
..Admin List:/msg operserv admin list
..Staff:/msg operserv staff
..AKill
...Add:/msg operserv akill add 30d $$?="Enter User@host or IP" $?="Reason:"
...Del:/msg operserv akill del $$?="Enter Mask:"
..News
...Logon News:/msg operserv logonnews add $$?="Enter Logon Msg: Only the most recent 3 items will be sent."
...Random News:/msg operserv randomnews add $$?="Enter Random Entry Msg:"
...Oper News:/msg operserv opernews add $$?="Enter Oper News: Only the most recent 3 items will be sent."
..Chankill (Akills all users on Chan):/msg operserv chankill $$?="Enter Channel" $$?="Enter Reason"
..SuperAdmin
...On:/msg operserv set superadmin on
...Off:/msg operserv set superadmin off
..Kill Clones:/msg operserv killclones $$?="Enter Nick:"
..Session Exceptions:/msg operserv exception add $$?="Enter Host: Portion after @" $$?="Enter # of Sessions:" $$?="Enter Reason:"
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.StatusChat
..ChatOps:/chatops 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
..LocOps:/locops 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
..GlobOps:/globops 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
..AdminChat:/adchat 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
..NetAdminChat:/nachat 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
..Wallops(all Channels):/wallops 11 $$?="Enter Text:"
.Slaps
...Chicken: /describe $chan slaps $1 around a bit with a rubber chicken
...Stick : /describe $chan slaps $1 with a stick
...Banana: /describe $chan slaps $1 with a very large banana Banana
...Brick: /describe $chan throws a BIG BRICK at $1
...Hand: /describe $chan slaps $1 with his very own hand
...Sasuage: /describe $chan smacks $1 in the eye with a large HOT!! sasuage
...Keyboard: /describe $chan throws a keyboard at $$1
...BOMB: /describe $chan puts a bomb in $$1 $+ 's pocket and waits for the bomb & $$1 to go BANG bye bye $$1 .....3.....2.....1.....BANG
...Dummy: /describe $chan slaps $$1 around the head with a big dummy!!
...Frying Pan: /describe $chan hits $$1 around the head with a frying pan BONG!!
...Cloths On Fire: /describe $chan sets $$1 $+ 's cloths on fire
...Custard Pie: /describe $chan throws a custard pie @ $$1
...Jelly: /describe $chan throw's a plate of Strawberry Jelly @ $$1
...911: /describe $chan gives $$1 a lip ripping, tongue snatching, suck the eyeballs right out of the socket, hot flaming, breath-taking, spine tingling, make you weak at the knees, better call 911, to die for KISS!!!!!!!!!
.
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.Funny Kicks
...Glock 19:/me sees that $$1 is a complete LAMER!! | /me decides to save $$1 a life of embarresment! | /me pulls out his Glock 9mm and puts 19 bullets into the body of $$1 $+ !!!! | /kick # $$1 Thank me Later!!!!!
...Op Beggar:/me Notices that $$1 Keeps Begging for ops | /me being the nice guy he is decides to op $$1 | /mode # +o $$1 | /me sudenly remembered that in # we don't op ASSHOLES!!! | /mode # -o $$1 | /kick # $$1 Go get ops in #Assholes!!!
...Pedophile:/me Notices that $$1 is in a KIDDIE SEX room!!! | /me says we don't like PEDOPHILES in # | /me being the great guy he is decides to be nice and give $$1 some pleasure | /me kicks $$1 up the ASSHOLE so hard he lands in #KIDSEXPICS | /kick # $$1 Your Better off there you fuckin child molester!!
...Baseball:/me is in the mood to play some baseball | /pulls out his bat but cant find a ball :( | /me looks around # and notices $$1 's head will work!! | /me swings his bat right into $$1 's HEAD!!!! | /kick # $$1 go look for your head in another channel!!
...Flood:/me sees that $$1 likes to flood | /me doesn't like people who flood him or # | /me dumps a bucket of water on $$1 | /me asks "Hows that for a flood?" | /kick # $$1 Your all washed up!
...Slut:/me thinks $$1 is a total Slut!! | /me doesn't like sluts in # !!! | /me tells $$1 to go to #Sluts | /kick # $$1 FUCKIN SLUT!!!
...Lag:/me notices that $$1 is lagged really bad!! | /kick # $$1 Get a new Server!!
...Trout:/me takes the trout fromm $$1 . | /me then sticks it up $$1 's ass untill he spits out FISH STICKS!!! | /kick # $$1 Go spit out FISH STICKS in some other channel!
...Retard:/say man, $$1 you really are a RETARD!! | /me doesn't want any RETARDS IN # !!! | /kick # $$1 Go play in #HANDICAPPED_LAND!!!
...Kiddie:/me thinks $$1 is just a little KIDDIE | /me thinks that LITTLE KIDS shouldn't hang out in # !! | /kick # $$1 Go play in #12YEAROLD!!
...Horney:/me wonders why $$1 is in a SEX CHANNEL? | /me doesn't like horney losers in # !! | /kick # $$1 Go JERK OFF in #XXXPICS
...Skank:/me Thinks $$1 is fuckin skanky!! | /me HATES SKANKS!!!! | /me pulls out a dollar and throws it on # $+ 's floor | /me sees $$1 bend over to pick up the dollar | /kick # $$1 NO SKANKS IN # !!! THIS MEANS YOU!!
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.Quick Kicks
..Quick Kick:/kick # $$1 Bye!
..Loser:/kick # $$1 Lata Loser! :~
..FFS:/kick # $$1 FFS go the fuck away!! 8-)
..Duck my Sick:/msg $chan Duck my sick biotch! | /msg $chan In other words.... | /kick # $$1 SUCK MY DICK BITCH!! :@
..Suck it:/msg $chan :o OMG $$1 !! | /msg $chan How dare you whisper that to me! | /msg $chan No i dont want to suck on your bity thingies and no you cant suck on my toes!! | /kick # $$1 go find someone else to play with sicko!! :@
..Just go away:/msg $chan 8-) | /kick # $$1 Just go the fuck away!!
. Mean Kicks
..Fuck Off:/msg $chan S eTahoma;0 .................__ | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 .............../'_/) | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ............,/.../ / | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 .........../..../ / | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ...../'--/'...'/'-.'.. | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ../'/.../..../.....:.--\ | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ('(...'...'.... -_/'...'/ | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 .\.................'...../ | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ..'\'...\.......... _..' | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ....\..............( | /msg $chan S eTahoma;0 ......\.............\ | /kick # $$1 FUCK OFF!!!
..Matrix:/msg # S \rTahoma;0 Wake up Neo... | /msg # S \rTahoma;0 The Matrix has you... | /msg # S \rTahoma;0 Follow The White Rabbit... | timer1 1 4 kick $!comchan($me,1) $$1 It Went Thata Way (b^) ---->
..Kotex: /msg $chan Wahhhhh :'( i thought only bitches got their rag | /msg $chan Oh...wait...thats right...You ARE a bitch 8-) | /kick # $$1 Get a Fucking KOTEX and clean up this mess!! :@
..Village Idiot:/msg $chan Hey $$1, your village called. | /msg $chan They said they want their idiot back. | /me grabs $$1 and stuffs em in a box then calls UPS (o) (ap) | /kick # $$1 bon voyage $$1 !! :~
. Mafia Kicks
..Mafia lag: { msg $chan Yo $$1 whodafuck you think you lookin at? ^o) | timer1 1 7 msg $chan $$1 i know that cho aint lookin at ME | timer2 1 14 msg $chan Whodafuck you tink you are, lookin at me like dat? | timer3 1 21 msg $chan $$1 You betta watch whodafuckyou lookin at kid 8o| | timer4 1 28 msg $chan I told you not ta be lookin at me...what are you, stupid or sumptin? | timer5 1 35 msg $chan $$1 Yur askin fur it!!! :@ | timer6 1 42 /kick # $$1 Fuck you and ya lazy eye bitch! }
..Fish:/msg $chan <o))))>< | /msg $chan <o))))>< <o))))>< | /msg $chan <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< | /msg $chan <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< | /msg $chan <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< <o))))>< | /kick # $$1 Time to Sleep wit da fishes mutherfucka!!
. Pirate Kicks
..Bitchery:/msg $chan avast ye scurvy dogs! | /msg $chan No bitches be allowed 'ere on the Dragon Archadia, and ye have bean accused of bitchery by yur peers! | /msg $chan $$1 Wuz found guilty of all charges! | /msg $chan Time fer u 2 walk dee plank! | /kick # $$1 now get the fuck off my ship!! :@
..Pirate's Life:/msg $chan Yo Ho, Yo ho! | /msg $chan A pirate's life for me!! | /msg $chan Yo ho, Yo ho! | /kick # $$1 A Pirate's Bitch ye be!! (as)
..Bitch canon:/msg $chan Argh matey! | /msg $chan Ye be the biggest bitch ta ever sail the seven seas! | /me grabs $$1 and stuffs them into the Bitch cannon | /kick # $$1 BOOOOOM!! :~ :~
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