I made this script whenever I was a staff member over on the Frostwire torrent clients IRC network. I've since been relieved of my position and have decided to release this for others to use.

UPDATED
Changes:

• Removed all mention of Frostwire from the script itself, as this is not necessary for other networks.
• Changed #main to $chan for universal usage.
• Nick-list and Channel popups now show current channel as the drop down.
• Removed Herobrine.

menu channel {
  $chan
  ..WhyKick:/msg # 7REMINDER 4This chat is PG which means its meant for ALL ages, manners and appropriate behavior is essential to providing a decent environment for everyone to chat in.
  ..rules
  ...PG:/msg # 4This is a PG-RATED channel — keep it that way. This includes both your messages AND private message requests.
  ...Polrel:/msg # 4Politics and religion are not to be discussed here, as they create endless, violent arguments.
  ...Respect:/msg # 4Please respect 11ALL4 chatters in the chat room. Not doing so will result in a 11kick4 or 11ban4. Please be good.
  ...Racism:/msg # 4Racism is 11not tolerated4 here and will result in a ban.
  ...CAPS::/msg # 4Stop using caps (many capital letters) — it's rude (seen as yelling) and may result in a kick and/or ban.
  ...Drugs:/msg # 4Drug talk is not permitted in the chat room.
  ...FreedomOfspeech:/msg # 4our freedom of speech is subject to the rules of this chat, which you agree to follow by joining. If you disapprove of this, leave.
  ...SPAM:/msg # 4Please do not post any #room names here! (spam) Thanks.
  ...Swearing:/msg # 4Please watch your language - Swearing (or masking these words) is not permitted in the chat room.
  ...Gaybashing:/msg # 4Tagging/bashing of any kind is not permitted, be it g ay, emo, etc. and will result in a kick and/or ban.
  ...TROLL:/msg # 4Please note: $chan is NOT a pick up room or dating service. Please stop trolling (asking for males/females/PMs
  ...URL:/msg # 4Please do not post links/addies/IM names here.
  ...WAREZ:/msg # 4Do not request illegal files; you may be removed from the chat room.
  ...BcmHost:/msg # 4Becoming a Host/Op: Don't bother asking for or trying to become a host/op in $chan, as we'll offer it to you when WE are ready. (Not looking for new ops now)
  ...Pickup:/msg # 7[ALERT]4 This room is not made for you to get a date, if you need one so bad I suggest you get offline and greet the sunlight.
  ...PersonalDet:/msg # 7[ALERT] Do Not post personal details in here, whether it be your FaceBook, Myspace, AIM, ICQ, Twitter, Phone number, Address, the list goes on and on. Stay safe and keep smart.
  .Language
  ..LangDutc:/msg # 4[Dutch] Je bent in een Engelse chatroom beland. Om een Nederlandse chatroom te zoeken, hoeft u enkel /list te typen en deze chatroom te kiezen.
  ..LangEngl:/msg # 4This is an English speaking chatroom, please speak english or type /list for the channel you require.
  ..LangFren:/msg # 4[French] Ca c'est la salle Anglaise, il faut parler en Anglais. Vous pouvez quand meme ecrire /list pour trouver la salle que vous cherchez.
  ..LangGerm:/msg # 4[German] Sie sind in einen Englischsprachigen chatroom, entweder Sie sprechen Englisch oder Sie geben /list ein um einen chatroom ihren wahl zu finden.
  ..LangItal:/msg # 4[Italian] Questo è la stanza Inglese, per favore inglesi di uso o batte a macchina /list di trovare una stanza di italiano.
  ..LangPort:/msg # 4[Portugese] Este e um chat de lingua Inglesa. digite /list para achar o canal que voce precisa.
  ..LangPhil:/msg # 4[Filipino] Ipinagbabawal dito sa MAIN ang pagsasalita ng Filipino. Magsalita sa Ingles lamang upang hindi sitain ng mga hosts. Itype ang /join pinoyvillage upang sumali sa Philipino Room. Salamat!
  ..LangSpan:/msg # 4[Spanish] Este es un chatroom de de langua Ingles por favor habla en ingles o digitem /list para o canal q desea.
  ..LangTurk:/msg # 4[Turkish] Burasi Yalnizca Ingilizce Kanali. Diger Dilleri Kullanabileceginiz Kanallari Gormek Icin Lutfen /list Yazin.
  .Help Messages
  ..New Nick:{
    /msg # 4To change your nickname, type /nick new-nick-here
  }
  ..PM:/msg # 4Help Message: To send a private message (PM) to someone, use /query nick (Replace 'nick' with the person you want to send the message to)
  ..REG:{
    /msg # 4Help Message: To register your nick type 
    /msg # 4Help Message: To register your nick type@address (It will unregister automatically if not used for a couple of weeks)
  }
}
menu nicklist {
  $chan
  .Rules
  ..PG:/notice $1 4This is a PG-RATED channel — keep it that way. This includes both your messages AND private message requests.
  ..Polrel:/notice $1 4Politics and religion are not to be discussed here, as they create endless, violent arguments.
  ..Respect:/notice $1 4Please respect ALL chatters in the chat room.
  ..Racism:/notice $1 4Racism is not tolerated here and will result in a ban.
  ..CAPS::/notice $1 4Stop using caps (many capital letters) — it's rude (seen as yelling) and may result in a kick and/or ban.
  ..Drugs:/notice $1 4Drug talk is not permitted in the chat room.
  ..FreedomOfspeech:/notice $1 4our freedom of speech is subject to the rules of this chat, which you agree to follow by joining. If you disapprove of this, leave.
  ..SPAM:/notice $1 4Please do not post any #room names here! (spam) Thanks.
  ..Swearing:/notice $1 4Please watch your language - Swearing (or masking these words) is not permitted in the chat room.
  ..Gaybashing:/notice $1 4Tagging/bashing of any kind is not permitted, be it g ay, emo, etc. and will result in a kick and/or ban.
  ..TROLL:/notice $1 4Please note: $chan is NOT a pick up room or dating service. Please stop trolling (asking for males/females/PMs
  ..URL:/notice $1 4Please do not post links/addies/IM names here.
  ..WAREZ:/notice $1 4Do not request illegal files; you may be removed from the chat room.
  ..BcmHost:/notice $1 4Becoming a Host/Op: Don't bother asking for or trying to become a host/op in $chan, as we'll offer it to you when WE are ready. (Not looking for new ops now)
  .Language
  ..LangDutc:/notice $1 4[Dutch] Je bent in een Engelse chatroom beland. Om een Nederlandse chatroom te zoeken, hoeft u enkel /list te typen en deze chatroom te kiezen.
  ..LangEngl:/notice $1 4This is an English speaking chatroom, please speak english or type /list for the channel you require.
  ..LangFren:/notice $1 4[French] Ca c'est la salle Anglaise, il faut parler en Anglais. Vous pouvez quand meme ecrire /list pour trouver la salle que vous cherchez.
  ..LangGerm:/notice $1 4[German] Sie sind in einen Englischsprachigen chatroom, entweder Sie sprechen Englisch oder Sie geben /list ein um einen chatroom ihren wahl zu finden.
  ..LangItal:/notice $1 4[Italian] Questo è la stanza Inglese, per favore inglesi di uso o batte a macchina /list di trovare una stanza di italiano.
  ..LangPort:/notice $1 4[Portugese] Este e um chat de lingua Inglesa. digite /list para achar o canal que voce precisa.
  ..LangPhil:/notice $1 4[Filipino] Ipinagbabawal dito sa MAIN ang pagsasalita ng Filipino. Magsalita sa Ingles lamang upang hindi sitain ng mga hosts. Itype ang /join pinoyvillage upang sumali sa Philipino Room. Salamat!
  ..LangSpan:/notice $1 4[Spanish] Este es un chatroom de de langua Ingles por favor habla en ingles o digitem /list para o canal q desea.
  ..LangTurk:/notice $1 4[Turkish] Burasi Yalnizca Ingilizce Kanali. Diger Dilleri Kullanabileceginiz Kanallari Gormek Icin Lutfen /list Yazin.
  .Help Messages
  ..New Nick:{
    /notice $1 4To change your nickname, type /nick new-nick-here
    /notice $1 4To change it permanently go to Tools > Options > Community Chat
  }
  ..PM:/notice $1 4Help Message: To send a private message (PM) to someone, use /query nick (Replace 'nick' with the person you want to send the message to)
  ..REG:{
    /notice $1 4Help Message: To register your nick type 
    /notice $1 4Help Message: To register your nick type@address (It will unregister automatically if not used for six weeks)
  }
  .Kick
  ..English:/kick $chan $$1 This is an English only chatroom - Please type 12 /list  to find a room for your language.  
  ..Swearing:/kick # $$1 Bad language is not welcome here
  ..Respect:/kick # $$1 Please respect ALL chatters
  ..Spam:/kick $chan $$1 Please do not post that here (spam)
  ..Orient:/kick $chan $$1 Sexual preference has no relevance in a PG rated chat
  ..Disruptive:/kick # $$1 Disruptive behaviour 
  ..PG:/kick # $$1 Inappropriate for this PG rated channel
  ..Trollkick:/kick # $$1 Please Do not troll in here.
  ..Datingwarn:/kick # $$1 This is not a dating room.
  ..Nonsense:/kick # $$1 Enough of that nonsense!
  ..Politics:kick $chan $$1 Forbidden topic
  ..Drug:kick $chan $$1 Drug talk is forbidden
  BAN
  ..Swear:mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Bad language is not welcome here
  ..Respect:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Respect goes a long way
  ..Spam:/mode $chan +b $$address($1,2) |  /kick # $$1 Spamming is forbidden
  ..Badnick:/mode $chan +b $$1 | /kick # $$1 Inappropriate nickname
  ..Orient:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Sexual preference is irrelevant here
  ..Englishb:/mode $chan +b $$address($1,2) | /kick $chan $$1 This channel is English only
  ..PG:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 This channel is PG Rated
  ..Disrup:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Banned for disruptive behaviour
  ..Racism:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Racism is not tolerated
  ..Datingkick:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 This is still not a dating room
  ..Troll:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Trolling in this channel is forbidden.
  ..Mute:/mode # +b-v ~q: $+ $$address($1,2) $$1
  ..Underage:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 You're NOT old enough to be on here.
  ..Drug:/mode # +b $$address($1,2) | /kick # $$1 Drug talk is not allowed in here.
}
alias f7 {
  /msg $chan This is Googles Staff Script.
}