Random Condom Slogans

By napa182 on Jun 17, 2011

I know I said on my last snippet that it would be the last one I post for awhile, but eh oh well.

This is just a funny little random condom slogan socket.

Copy/Paste into a new remote of your bot, or in your own mIRC client.

Warning: Some of the Condom Slogans do contain foul/crude language. So use in a room where you will not get banned for the use of foul/crude language.

Like always have fun with it, an do what ever you want to this snippet. I don't care.

Trigger is @condom

Example:

@condom <~Sick0> :[Condom Slogan #118]: Sheath that knife she ain't your wife.
@condom <~Sick0> :[Condom Slogan #101]: Package your meat for a real neat treat. <~Sick0> @condom <~Sick0> :[Condom Slogan #162]: Wrap your whopper, then go bop her. <~Sick0> @condom <~Sick0> :[Condom Slogan #46]: Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey. ```mirc alias -l condom { if (!%sc) { inc -u4 %sc if ($sock(condom)) sockclose condom sockopen condom pastebin.com 80 sockmark condom $r(1,166) msg # :[04Condom Slogan $+(,$chr(35),04) } } on *:sockopen:condom: { sockwrite -n condom GET /09p341Ca HTTP/1.1 sockwrite -n condom Host: $+($sock(condom).addr,$str($crlf,2)) } on *:input:#:if ($regex($1,/^@condom$/iS)) condom on $*:text:/^@condom$/iS:#:condom on *:load: { echo 07 -a You Have Just Loaded Napa182's Condom Slogans echo 04 -a An Irc.EzzyChat.com Production echo -a 08!!04WARNING08 This snippet may04/08will say crude04/08foul words 04WARNING08!! } on *:sockread:condom: { var %condom | sockread %condom if ($regex(%condom,/
\d+(.+?)<\/div>/)) { inc -mu4 %cs if (%cs = $gettok($sock(condom).mark,1,32)) { $+($gettok($sock(condom).mark,2-,32),%cs,]:) $regml(1) } } } ```

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Jethro   -  Jun 17, 2011

I got ya! I was messing with you... :PPP

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napa182   -  Jun 17, 2011

Like always have fun with it
I was referring to the snippet, not a condom.
lol

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Jethro   -  Jun 17, 2011

Like always have fun with itWhat fun would that be with a condom? :|

I happen to have one: Cock your 44 magnum and blow her mind.

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