I don't use mIRC any more, but my Linux machine's Hard Drive went bad with 72 bad sectors, so being on mIRC for the next few days has got me bored writing mSL again.

This script is more of a joke, nothing practical other than just me being a usual idiot.

Load the script as an alias, and run /emo help.

; Script that help users express their emo-ness on IRC
; when faggots frustrate them. Load the script as an alias,
; and run /emo help to see your commands.
;
; http://www.janusirc.com/ ~ miniCruzer

/emo {
  if ($1 == quit) { quit /emo quit -_- }
  if ($1 == gline) { gline $2 0 /emo gline -_- }
  if ($1 == part) { part # /emo part -_- }
  if ($1 == kill) { kill $2 /emo kill -_- }
  if ($1 == suicide) { exit /emo suicide -_- }
  if ($1 == help) { 
    echo -a /emo quit    = Quit the current server
    echo -a /emo gline   = G-Line someone because they made you emo.
    echo -a /emo part    = Part a channel in an emo-like fashion.
    echo -a /emo kill    = Kill a user because they're making you emo.
    echo -a /emo suicide = Close mIRC and disconnect from all networks emoly.
    echo -a /emo help    = Display these commands on how to be emo on IRC.
  }
}