This is a relay script, hope you enjoy. Press ALT + R to open remotes then paste it.

on *:TEXT:*:#:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  if (.com isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Spam  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Spammed [ $1- ] }
  if (.net isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Spam  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Spammed [ $1- ] }
  if (.org isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Spam  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Spammed [ $1- ] }
  if (.us isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Spam  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Spammed [ $1- ] }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Text  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+ 9: $1-
}
on *:ACTION:*:#:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Action  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+ 9: $1-
}
on *:JOIN:*:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Join  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+ 9(3 $+ $address $+ 9)
}
on *:PART:*:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Part  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+ 9(3 $+ $address $+ 9)
}
on *:INVITE:*:{
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Invite - 3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Invited Me Into3 $chan 
}
on *:RAWMODE:#:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Mode Change  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $nick $+  Has Just Changed Modes To 3 $+ $1-
}
on *:KICK:#:{
  if ($chan == #services-diagnostics) { halt }
  msg #services-diagnostics 3Kick  $+ $chan $+  3 $+ $knick $+  Just got kicked from  $+ $chan $+  by 3 $+ $nick $+  Because 9 $+ $1-
}
on *:WALLOPS:*:{
  if (setoper isin $1-) {  msg #services-diagnostics 3Wallops -3 $3 Has Just Issued3 $6 with3 $7- }
}
on *:SNOTICE:*:{
  if (is now isin $1-) {  msg #services-diagnostics 3Oper -3 $4 $+ $5 Has Just Formed Into An3 $9- }
  if (global isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Global -3 $5  $6- }
  if (connecting isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Client Connecting on9 $8 $+ 3 $9 $+ $10 }
  if (exiting isin $1-) { msg #services-diagnostics 3Client Exiting3 $6 $+ $7 $+  Because.. $8- }
}