This code should work with minor tweaking on any php irc bot on hawkee
Usage: Mlia($varForChannel);

function Mlia($channel){
    $mlianumber = rand(0,436672);
    $mliapage = file_get_contents("http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/$mlianumber");
    $pattern = "<div class=\"sc\">(.|[\r\n])*?<\/div>";
preg_match("/$pattern/i",$mliapage,$match);
$match = $match[0];
$match = str_replace ("<div class=\"sc\">","",$match);
$match = str_replace ("</div>","",$match);
$match = str_replace ("\n","",$match);
$match = str_replace ("\r","",$match);
$match = trim($match);
$string = "4MLIA:1 $match";
send("PRIVMSG",$channel,$string);
}