Seeing as everyone is wanting me to change this up a bit; I've decided I'm going to change it entirely. Here's a photo to go along with it.
NOTE: The raws may change for different networks, i'm not entirely sure.

Note #2: Read my last comment. (SCROLL DOWN)

on *:LOAD:{
  .color background 0 
  .color action 1 
  .color ctcp 1 
  .color info 1 
  .color info2 1 
  .color highlight 1 
  .color invite 1 
  .color join 1
  .color own 1 
  .color part 1 
  .color quit 1 
  .color topic 1
  .color wallop 1 
  .color whois 1 
  .color kick 1 
  .color mode 1 
  .color nick 1 
  .color other 1
  .color notify 1 
  .color notice 1
}
on *:START:{
 .timestamp -f 14hh04:14nn04.14ss 
 .timestamp on
  font -z 12 calibri
 }
on *:INPUT:#:{ 
  if (/* !iswm $1) || ($ctrlenter) {
    haltdef 
    .msg # $1- 
    echo -at [ $+ $levelc($me) $+ 14 $+ $me $+ ] $1-
  } 
}
on ^*:NOTICE:*:?:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -a ! $+ $timestamp 04» [14 $+ $nick $+ ]14 $1-
}
on ^*:TEXT:*:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -t $chan [ $+ $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1-
}
on ^*:RAWMODE:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -t $chan 4»ChanMode4» $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick sets4 $1 $+ 14 $2-
}
on ^*:JOIN:#:{
  haltdef 
  if ($nick != $me) { 
    echo -t $chan 4»Joins4»14 $nick [14 $+ $replace($address,@,4@14) $+ ] 
  } 
  else { 
    who # 
    mode # +b 
    .timer. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] 1 0 gett $chan
  }
}
alias gett { 
  echo -t $1 4»Channel4»14 $1 4» $nick($1,0) 14Users 4» $nick($1,0,o) 14ops 4» $nick($1,0,h) 14halfops 4» $nick($1,0,v) 14voices 4» $nick($1,0,r) 14regulars
  echo -t $1 14 $+ $str(—,33) 
}
on ^!*:PART:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -t $chan 4»Parts4» $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick [14 $+ $replace($address,@,4@14) $+ ] $1- 
}
on ^*:ACTION:*:#:{
  haltdef 
  echo -t $chan 13* [ $+ $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1-
}
on ^*:NOTICE:*:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo $chan - $+ $timestamp [ $+ $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1- 
}
on ^*:KICK:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  if ($knick != $me) { 
    echo -t $chan 4»Kicked4» $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick kicked $levelc($knick) $+ 14 $+ $knick [14 $+ $replace($gettok($address($knick,5),2,33),@,4@14) $+ ] $1- 
  } 
  else {
    echo -tm 4»Kicked4» from14 # by $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick [14 $+ $replace($address,@,4@14) $+ ] $1- 
  }
}
on ^*:TEXT:*:?:{ 
  query $nick 
  haltdef 
  echo -mt $nick [14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1- 
}
on *:INPUT:?:{ 
  if (/* !iswm $1) || ($ctrlenter) { 
    haltdef 
    .msg $active $1- 
    echo -at [14 $+ $me $+ ] $1- 
  }
}
on ^*:NICK:{
  haltdef 
  var %x $comchan($newnick,0) 
  while (%x) {
    echo -t $comchan($newnick,%x) 4»Nick4» 14 $nick  $+ $iif($newnick isop $comchan($newnick,%x),4 $+ $arrow,$iif($newnick ishop $comchan($newnick,%x),8 $+ $arrow,$iif($newnick isvoice $comchan($newnick,%x),12 $+ $arrow, $+ $arrow))) $+ 14 $newnick 
    dec %x 
  }
}
on ^*:QUIT:{ 
  haltdef 
  var %x $comchan($nick,0) 
  while (%x) { 
    echo -t $comchan($nick,%x) 4»Quits4»4 $iif($nick isop $comchan($nick,%x),@,$iif($nick ishop $comchan($nick,%x),%,$iif($nick isvoice $comchan($nick,%x),+))) $+ 14 $+ $nick [14 $+ $replace($address,@,4@14) $+ ] $1- 
    dec %x 
  } 
}
on ^*:SNOTICE:*:{ 
  echo - $+ $timestamp 4» [14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1- 
  haltdef 
}
on ^*:TOPIC:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -t $chan 4»Topic Change4»[ $+ $levelc($nick) $+ 14 $+ $nick $+ ]4» $1-
}
on ^*:INVITE:#:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -ts 4»Invite4»14 $nick [14 $+ $replace($address,@,4@14) $+ ]  to14 # 
}
on ^*:USERMODE:{ 
  echo -t 4»UserMode4» changed [14 $+ $1- $+ ] 
  haltdef 
}
on ^*:ACTION:*:?:{ 
  haltdef 
  echo -mt $nick 13* [14 $+ $nick $+ ] $1- 
}
;1 = welcome to network blah
;2 = your server is blah, IRCd
;3 = server creation
;4 = user/chan modes, ircd, server
;5 = maxlists, lengths
;353 = names
;366 = end of /names
;329 = numbers? spam.
;352 = /who #chan - user result
;315 = end of /who list
;368 = end of chan ban list
;324 = chanmodes
;367 = ban list entry
;378 = whois IP
;376 = end of /motd
;251 = there are x users and x invisible on x servers
;252 = # of operators
;253 = x unknown connections
;254 = x channels formed
;255 = i have x clients and x servers
;265 = currect local users: x Max: x
;266 = current global users: x Max: x
;375 = server message of the day
;341 = successful invite
raw *:*:{
  haltdef
  if ($istok(1 2 3 4 5 251 252 253 254 255 265 266 315 324 329 341 352 353 366 367 368 375 376 378,$numeric,32)) { halt }
  elseif ($numeric == 332) { echo -t $2 4»Topic4» $3- }
  elseif ($numeric == 333) { echo -t $2 4»Topic4» Set by14 $gettok($3,1,33) [14 $+ $iif(! isin $3,$replace($gettok($3,2,33),@,4@14),unknown host) $+ ]14 $asctime($4,mmm ddoo hh:nntt yyyy) }
  elseif ($numeric == 313) { echo -a 14| $5- }
  elseif ($numeric == 311) { echo -a 14|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯(14/whois $2 $+ ) | echo -a 14| $3 $+ @14 $+ $4 " $+ $6- $+ " }
  elseif ($numeric == 319) { 
    tokenize 32 $3- 
    var %x 1 
    while (%x <= $0) { 
      var %tok $($ $+ %x,2),%ret %ret $iif($left(%tok,1) == @,4@14,$iif($left(%tok,1) == %,08% $+ 14,$iif($left(%tok,1) == +,12+14))) $+ $iif($left(%tok,1) == $chr(35),%tok,$right(%tok,-1)) 
      inc %x 
    } 
    echo -a 14| on14 %ret 
  }
  elseif ($numeric == 312) { echo -a 14| Server:14 $replace($3,.,.14) (14 $+ $4- $+ ) }
  elseif ($numeric == 307) { echo -a 14| Identified }
  elseif ($numeric == 317) {  echo -a 14| Signed on14 $asctime($4,mmm ddoo hh:nntt) Idle14 $duration($3) }
  elseif ($numeric == 318) { echo -a 14|___________(14/whois $2 $+ ) }
  elseif ($numeric == 335) { echo -a 14| is a Bot }
  elseif ($numeric == 671) { echo -a 14| Secure Connection }
  elseif ($numeric == 301) { echo -a 14| Away: $3- }
  elseif ($numeric == 537) { echo -a 14| Immune to filtering }
  elseif ($numeric == 310) { echo -a 14| Network Helper }
  elseif ($numeric == 474) { echo -ts Cannot join14 $2 (14+b) }
  elseif ($numeric == 401) { echo -a No such nick/channel (14 $+ $2 $+ ) }
  elseif ($numeric == 492) { echo -sta 14 $+ $2 has (14+T) }
  elseif ($numeric == 306) { echo -a You are now away. }
  elseif ($numeric == 305) { echo -a You are no longer away. }
  elseif ($numeric == 421) { echo -a (14 $+ $2 $+ ) $3- }
  elseif ($numeric == 470) { echo -sm $alert Link14 $3 $+  $arrow $+ 14 $17 }
  elseif ($numeric == 433) { echo -a Nickname14 $2 already in use. } 
  elseif ($numeric == 972) { echo -a Can't kick, channel14 +Q } 
  elseif ($numeric == 473) { echo -ts Cannot join14 $2 (14+i) } 
  elseif ($numeric == 475) { echo -ts Cannot join14 $2 (14+k) } 
  elseif ($numeric == 404) { echo -a $alert $3- } 
  elseif ($numeric == 320) { echo -a 14| $2- } 
  elseif ($numeric == 372) { echo -a 14Motd $arrow $+  $2- } 
  elseif ($numeric == 500) { echo -s (14 $+ $2 $+ ) Too many join requests }
  elseif ($numeric == 322) { echo @List $2 $4 (14 $+ $3 users) $5- }
  elseif ($numeric == 321) { echo @List Listing.. }
  else { echo -tsm $alert Raw (14 $+ $numeric $+ ) $2- } 
}
alias levelc { return 4 $+ $iif($1 isop $chan,@,$iif($1 === ChanServ,@,$iif($1 ishop $chan,%,$iif($1 isvoice $chan,+)))) }
alias notice { if ($2) { .notice $1- | echo -q ! $+ $timestamp 4 $+  $arrow [14 $+ $1 $+ ] $2- } }
alias query { query $1 | if ($2) { .msg $1- | echo -a $timestamp [14 $+ $me $+ ] $2- } }
alias me { if ($1) { .describe $active $1- | if ($chan) { echo -at 13* [ $+ $levelc($me) $+ 14 $+ $me $+ ] $1- } | else { echo -at 13* [14 $+ $me $+ ] $1- } } }
alias arrow { return $+($chr(151),$chr(155)) }
alias alert { return 10[4•10] }
alias list {
  if (!$window(List)) { 
    window -e @List 
    list $1-
  }
}