e-penis
Platform: mIRC
Published Feb 17, 2009
Updated Feb 17, 2009
Most of us remember the old E-p%&@# script for the Messenger plus script for Windows live. I was bored and some one asked me on msn to make them one for mIRC. so here it is leechers.
Example: <Rick> Based on my uptime, my E-p%&@# is 21.185 Inchs(53.8099 cm).
<Rick> My largest erection ever was 21.185 inchs(53.8099 cm).
Use: /epenis
alias epenis {
if (!%record2) {
set %record2 0
set %record2cm 0
}
var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-p%&@# is %inch Inchs( $+ %cm cm).
if (%inch > %record2) {
set %record2 %inch
set %record2cm %cm
msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
}
else {
msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
}
}
