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Anti-virus (fun script)


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Average Score  2.0 (of 2 scores)
Date Added  Nov 15, 2008
Last Updated  Nov 15, 2008
Tags  adware  anti  antivirus  crapware  fake  fun  malware  spyware  trojan  virus  worm 

Introduction

I was bored, so I made this script. Its kinda fun :) All commands can be found in /av

NOTE: This script dosn't detect real viruses. It just chooses a random user and says something like [ANTI-VIRUS] Virus detected, not-a-noob.win16.user.

To add some basic virus types, use /firstrun

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alias firstrun {
 write noob-type.txt not-a-noob.win16.
 write noob-type.txt linux-fag.ubuntu.
 write noob-type.txt iNoob.MacOsX.
 write noob-type.txt sm4rt@ss.win64.
 write noob-type.txt tracking-n00b.win32.
 write noob-type.txt terrorist@sleepy-Binladen.Win3.11.
}
 
alias scan {
  var %noob $read(noob-type.txt) $+ $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0)))
  var %ns.chan $chan
  say [ANTI-VIRUS] Scanning for noobs
  .timer 1 5 msg %ns.chan [ANTI-VIRUS] Scanning done. Displaying results...
  .timer 1 6 msg %ns.chan [ANTI-VIRUS] Critical infection detected: %noob
  .timer 1 7 msg %ns.chan [ANTI-VIRUS] Moving noob to noob vault
  .timer 1 8 write noob-vault.txt %noob
  .timer 1 10 msg %ns.chan [ANTI-VIRUS] Noob succesfully moved to noob vault
}
 
alias patch {
  inc %patch
  say [ANTI-VIRUS] Checking for updates
  .timer 1 2 say [ANTI-VIRUS] Update found. Downloading version 1. $+ %patch
  .timer 1 5 say [ANTI-VIRUS] Downloaded patch successfully. Installing...
  .timer 1 10 say [ANTI-VIRUS] Installation done. Starting scan.
  .timer 1 11 scan
}
 
alias vault {
  say [ANTI-VIRUS] Displaying content of noob vault:
  play noob-vault.txt
}
 
alias nstype { write noob-type.txt $$1 | echo -a 3* Successfully added new noob type }
 
alias av {
  echo -a 12* CGTNet Anti-virus 2008
  echo -a 12* /scan - Scan for viruses.
  echo -a 12* /patch - Download updates and patches. Also auto-scans after being updated.
  echo -a 12* /vault - Show the content of virus vault.
  echo -a 12* /firstrun - Use this to add some basic virus types
}

Comments

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mountaindew
Comments: 1,826
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 15, 2008 2:54 pm
I'd silence the timers, make "timer" into ".timer"
AlienDK
Comments: 34
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 15, 2008 5:05 pm
Good idea
napalm`
Comments: 182
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 19, 2008 1:00 am
Wow. Someone kill me.
asakura
Comments: 66
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 19, 2008 10:54 am
gladly :)
goldenboy
Comments: 2
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 29, 2008 12:12 pm
how do i active this script?
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mountaindew
Comments: 1,826
 
mIRC Snippet:  Anti-virus (fun script)
Posted on Nov 29, 2008 1:19 pm
Type /av to see all the commands.

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