DefianceBot

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Date Added	May 11, 2008
Last Updated	May 11, 2008
Tags	8 8ball ball bot color colour defiance defiancebot dice emoticon lol mirc pickpocket random steal

Introduction

A collecion of scripts funny scripts put together as a bot...
May not be so useful, but great for entertaining people when they are bored!

(P.S. I made the script simple so scripters who are new to mIRC scripting can easely feel like editing it.)

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on *:TEXT:`commands:#:{
  { msg # 5,1- 4,1- 7,1- 8,1- 15,1- 0,1- Commands 0,1 15,1- 14,1- 8,1- 7,1- 4,1- 5,1- | msg # 0,1`colour -- Chooses a random colour. | msg # 0,1`8ball <question> -- Get a answer on a question | msg # 0,1`pickpocket <name> -- Pickpocket a specified person | msg # 0,1`steal <name> <item> -- Steal a specified item from a specified person | msg # 0,1`dice  -- Throw a dice | msg # 0,1`emoticon  -- Randomly generates an emoticon | msg # 0,1`misfortune  -- This command bring bad luck upon using it | msg # 5,1- 4,1- 7,1- 8,1- 15,1- 0,1- DefianceBot script made by Dull <> Hawkee.com 0,1 15,1- 14,1- 8,1- 7,1- 4,1- 5,1- }
}

on *:TEXT:`8ball*:#:{
  { describe # shakes up the 8ball... }
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  if (%8ball == 1) { msg # Yes. }
  if (%8ball == 2) { msg # No. }
  if (%8ball == 3) { msg # Always! }
  if (%8ball == 4) { msg # Never! }
  if (%8ball == 5) { msg # Absolutely! }
  if (%8ball == 6) { msg # Ofcourse not. }
  if (%8ball == 7) { msg # HELL YEAH!! }
  if (%8ball == 8) { msg # HELL NO!! }
}

on *:TEXT:`colour:#:{
  /set %colour $rand(1,16)
  if (%colour == 1) { describe # 0,0               }
  if (%colour == 2) { describe # 1,1               }
  if (%colour == 3) { describe # 2,2               }
  if (%colour == 4) { describe # 3,3               }
  if (%colour == 5) { describe # 4,4               }
  if (%colour == 6) { describe # 5,5               }
  if (%colour == 7) { describe # 6,6               }
  if (%colour == 8) { describe # 7,7               }
  if (%colour == 9) { describe # 8,8               }
  if (%colour == 10) { describe # 9,9               }
  if (%colour == 11) { describe # 10,10               }
  if (%colour == 12) { describe # 11,11               }
  if (%colour == 13) { describe # 12,12               }
  if (%colour == 14) { describe # 13,13               }
  if (%colour == 15) { describe # 14,14               }
  if (%colour == 16) { describe # 15,15               }
}

on *:TEXT:`pickpocket*:#:{
  { describe # silently reaches into one of the pocket of $2 and finds... }
  /set %s $rand(1,8)
  if (%s == 1) { describe # -- A condom?! }
  if (%s == 2) { describe # -- Nothing. The pocket was empty. }
  if (%s == 3) { describe # -- A bag of crack... Damn crackheads. }
  if (%s == 4) { describe # -- A CD of Radiohead. I wonder what album it is. }
  if (%s == 5) { describe # -- A GBA Advance! It has the game Kirby's Wonderland and the Amazing Mirror inside it... What the hell. }
  if (%s == 6) { describe # -- A pokeball! }
  if (%s == 7) { describe # -- A note. It says: "Heck off or I'll kill you." }
  if (%s == 8) { describe # -- 100 bucks!! I can use this for good use! }
  if (%s == 9) { describe # -- A broken beer bottle. }
  if (%s == 10) { describe # -- An apple. It seems to be half rotten. }
}

on *:TEXT:`steal*:#:{
  { describe # silently sneaks to $2 and steals the $3 of $2 }
}

on *:TEXT:`dice:#:{
  { describe # rolls a dice }
  /set %dice $rand(1,6)
  { msg # You have rolled a %dice }
}

on *:TEXT:`emoticon:#:{
  /set %e $rand(1,8)
  if (%e == 1) { describe # =] }
  if (%e == 2) { describe # =[ }
  if (%e == 3) { describe # =| }
  if (%e == 4) { describe # =D }
  if (%e == 5) { describe # =O }
  if (%e == 6) { describe # =x }
  if (%e == 7) { describe # =F }
  if (%e == 8) { describe # =@ }
  if (%e == 9) { describe # = }
  if (%e == 10) { describe # =K }
}

on *:TEXT:*lol*:#:{
  /set %ba $rand(1,20)
  if (%ba == 1) { inc %ballshhhh..t | describe # sees $nick get hit by a football. People hit by a football: %ballshhhh..t }
  if (%ba == 2) { inc %tripped | describe # sees $nick trip over a rock and fall in a pool of mud. People that tripped over a rock: %tripped }
  if (%ba == 3) { inc %lol | describe # sees $nick get burned by a enormous dragon's fire. People burned by that same dragon: %lol }
}

on *:TEXT:*`misfortune:#:{
  /set %unfortune $rand(1,10)
  if (%unfortune == 1) { describe # sees the house of $nick implode }
  if (%unfortune == 2) { describe # sees the head of $nick explode }
  if (%unfortune == 3) { describe # sees $nick drop dead on the floor }
  if (%unfortune == 4) { describe # sees a tomahawk fly towards $nick and strike the head of $nick }
  if (%unfortune == 5) { describe # sees the foot of $nick catch fire }
  if (%unfortune == 6) { describe # sees $nick implode }
  if (%unfortune == 7) { describe # sees that the hair of $nick poof away *laughs* }
  if (%unfortune == 8) { describe # sees $nick chew on his hand }
  if (%unfortune == 9) { describe # sees a anvil that falls from out of the sky drops on the left foot of $nick }
  if (%unfortune == 10) { describe # sees $nick pee against a high voltage fence, and then sees $nick get zapped, and then sees $nick fall on the ground (DEAD) }
}

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napa182

Comments: 1,128

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 11, 2008 11:10 pm

seems you forgot to aadd a few things on ur `colour one
this could have been done alot better =/
and you can just do ur dice like this instead of setting a var

Code:

on *:TEXT:`dice:#:{
describe # rolls a dice
.timer 1 1 msg # You have rolled a $r(1,6)
}

as well as ur emoticon script

Code:

on *:TEXT:`emoticon:#:{
var %em =].=[.=D.=0.=|.=3.=F.=x.=@.=K
describe # $gettok(%em,$r(1,10),46)
}

you should really use local var's instead of gloabl

napa182

Comments: 1,128

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 11, 2008 11:18 pm

you can do the color one something like this as well

Code:

on *:TEXT:`colour:#:{ describe $chan $+ $+($r(0,15),$chr(44),$r(0,15)) $2- }

napa182

Comments: 1,128

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 11, 2008 11:20 pm

oop's forgot a *

Code:

on *:TEXT:`colour*:#:{ describe $chan $+ $+($r(0,15),$chr(44),$r(0,15)) $2- }

dull

Comments: 9

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 11, 2008 11:26 pm

Again, I made the script simple so scripters who are new to mIRC scripting can easely feel like editing it.
But still, I aprecciate your help. :)

napa182

Comments: 1,128

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 11, 2008 11:36 pm

um what i posted is simple =/ and why show new scripters to set global vars when they can set local's as well as showning them bad brackets. =/

shideezhi

Comments: 5

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 12, 2008 12:51 am

been a learner at scriptin i rather look at scripts tat work an are rite so i can learn to script it rite not ones tat need fixing .then i can learn to edit them from there :)

Soular

Comments: 5

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 12, 2008 2:15 am

Oh so ur that Dull guy... Hi.

Comments: 1,366

mIRC Snippet: DefianceBot
Posted on May 12, 2008 4:34 am

Ok since you clearly don't take good advice and help when it given im not gunna waste my timeing helping you this is 2 scripts not you say ''eh'' an blowit off so i ll just post your something that makes me laff a bit and thats this

Code:

on *:TEXT:`colour:#:{
/set %colour $rand(1,16)
if (%colour == 1) { describe # 0,0 }

Just the first 3 lines of you color code an wtf is going on there exactly? your not sending any text back to the channel it posts nothing at all that just made you fail worse then you already did sorry=/

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