|---juuruichki's epic stuff.----------|
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|Thanks to eibmoZ. Mentor.--|
 
 
 
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  juuruichki's Battle Scripts
  .Super Epic Attacks
  ..PhoenixAttack: say 1,1..............4^1...4^1.............. | say 1,1.............4/1.4^/1.41............. | say 1,1.....8_'_'_1...41.8o1.8o1.4/1...8_'_'_1..... | say 1,1..8_//1.....8\1..4^1.4^/1..8//1.....8\_1.. | say 1,1.8_//1......4===/81.8/4===/1......8\_1. | say 1,1.8//4////8^^4/1..8V1..48^^4////8\1. | say 8,1//4////1..4/0v1.0v1.0v1.0v41..4////8\ | say 8,1||4^^^^^^^1...41.7Y1...7Y1.4/1...4^^^^^^^8|| | say 8,1\1...........40^1...0^4/1...........8// | say 1,1..............41...4/1.............. | say 1,1..............4/8/4|841.............. | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 PHOENIX ATTACK 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/ | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 $1 suffers $rand(100,10000000000000) damage! 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,1
  ..YOUASS: say 1,1...8\1..8//1...8===1....8^1...8^1.... | say 1,1....8\//1...8//1.8\1...8|1...8|1.... | say 1,1.....8||1....8||1.8||1...8|1...8|1.... | say 1,1.....8||1....8\_//1...8___/1.... | say 1,1.....4/1....4===1.....4===1...... | say 1,1....4/__1..4/1.......4/1......... | say 1,1...4/1....41.4---1...4---1..... | say 1,1..4/1......41.4___/1....4___/1.....
  ..DragonAttack: say 1,1...4_1...4///1...4_1... | say 1,1..14/1.141.4/__1..4__1.14/1.141.. | say 1,1.14/1...1448/1..8/4/14/1...141. | say 14,1/1.....4/1....4/1.....14 | say 14,1|1.14//4/1..4^^/1..414/1.14| | say 14,1|/1..4/__1.4==1.4/__1..14| | say 1,1....0V1.0V1......0V1.0V1.... | say 1,1....4/_____/___1.... | say 1,1....0v1.0V1.0v1..0v1.0V1.0v1.... | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 DRAGON ATTACK 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/ | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 $1 suffers $rand(100,10000000000000) damage! 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ..FlashLight: me  4,1_____________/¯¯¯|0,8-¯_-----=¯----¯¯---_¯- | me 4,1|1,1.........4,4[_]1,1....4,1|0,8--_ 2,8I SEE YOU0,8= ¯_=--¯¯-- | me 4,1|1,1................4,1|0,8--_-=- 2,8 $1 $+ !0,8-==- | me 4,1¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯___|0,8-_- __---=___¯¯---_--¯-
  ..FrogsOfDoom: say 1,1--4,1@..@1,1-----4,1@..@1,1-----4,1@..@1,1-----4,1@..@ | say 1,1-9,1(10,11,1--10,1/9,1)1,1--1,1-9,1(10,11,1--10,1/9,1)1,1--1,1-9,1(10,11,1--10,1/9,1)1,1--1,1-9,1(10,11,1--10,1/9,1)1,1 | say 9,1(.10>9,1__10<9,1.)1,1-9,1(.10>9,1__10<9,1.)1,1-9,1(.10>9,1__10<9,1.)1,1-9,1(.10>9,1__10<9,1.)1,1 | say 4,1^^^1,1--4,1^^^1,1-4,1^^^1,1--4,1^^^1,1-4,1^^^1,1--4,1^^^1,1-4,1^^^1,1--4,1^^^ | say 1,1-4,1FROGS OF EVIL: $1 suffers $rand(100,100,00000,,e | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 SLS10's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ..MakeItRain2.0: say 0,0.................14,0_._ | say 0,0.......12,0MAKE0,0.....15,14/.X. | say 0,0......12,0IT0,0.......14,15(3c3c3) | say 0,0.....12,0RAIN0,0.....11,0/0,0.11,0/0,0.11,0/0,0.11,0/ | say 0,0....12,0ON0,0.......11,0//0,0.11,0/0,0.11,0//0,0. | say 0,0...12,0DEM0,0......11,0/0,0.11,0///0,0.11,0/0,0. | say 0,0..12,0HOES0,0.....11,0/0,0...11,0/0,0.11,0/0,0... | say 0,0...........11,0/0,0.11,0/0,0..11,0//0,0... | say 0,0.........11,0//0,0.11,0/0,0.11,0/0,0...... | say 0,0.........13,8 $1
  ..BOOM:say  1,1.....15,1_.14,1-^^---....,15,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.15,1_--14,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.15,1--_1,1... | say  15,1<,.14,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.15,1;'>)1,1. | say  15,1I.:;14,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..15,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.15,1._.14,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,15,1_./1,1.. |  say  1,1....15,1```14,1--. . , ; .--15,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........4,1I1,1.8,1I7,1I1,1.8,1I4,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........4,1I1,1.7,1I8,1I1,1.7,1I4,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,4,1-=4,1II7,1..I4,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......4,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#4,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! D=4,1,:::.
  ..TRIPPYBOOM:say  1,1.....9,1_.11,1-^^---....,9,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.9,1_--11,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.9,1--_1,1... | say  9,1<,.11,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.9,1;'>)1,1. | say  9,1I.:;11,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..9,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.9,1._.11,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,9,1_./1,1... |  say  1,1....9,1```11,1--. . , ; .--9,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.9,1I7,1I1,1.10,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.7,1I9,1I1,1.7,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,10,1-=10,1II7,1..I10,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......10,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#10,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/ | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! 11,1 But it's so trippy... D=4,1,:::.
  ..TRIPPYBOOM(withban):say  1,1.....9,1_.11,1-^^---....,9,1,--1,1....... | say  1,1.9,1_--11,1,.';,`.,';,.;;`;,.9,1--_1,1... | say  9,1<,.11,1;'`".,;`..,;`*.,';`.9,1;'>)1,1. | say  9,1I.:;11,1.,`;~,`.;'`,.;'`,..9,1';`I1,1. | say  1,1.9,1._.11,1`'`..`';.,`';,`';,9,1_./1,1... |  say  1,1....9,1```11,1--. . , ; .--9,1'''1,1..... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.9,1I7,1I1,1.10,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1..........10,1I1,1.7,1I9,1I1,1.7,1I10,1I1,1........... | say  1,1.......,10,1-=10,1II7,1..I10,1.I=-,1,1........ | say  1,1.......10,1`-=7,1#$8,1%&7,1%$#10,1=-'1,1........ | say  1,19,1BOMB U LIKE HIROSHIMA, $1 $+ ! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1BOOM! YOUVE BEEN NUKED! 11,1 But it's so trippy... D=4,1,:::.
  ..MegaCannon(FIRIN'): say 14,1OOO+_____/// | say 14,115,1!!4,1MEGACANNON14,1-----4,1^ | say 1,1.14,115,1!14,1---4,1 2.514,1-------4,1/12,11>-=-=-=-=--=--=-=-=-=-=-=-= | say 1,1..14,1-----8,1===14,1-----4,1(12,11>>>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= $1 - | say 1,1..14,1/===----------4,112,11>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | say 1,1.14,1/3,1o888o14,1----------4,1v | say 4,1 $rand(1000000,10000000000) Damage Inflicted! LOLPWNED | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ..MegaCannon(CHARGIN'): say 14,1OOO+_____/// | say 14,115,1!!4,1MEGACANNON14,1-----4,1^ | say 1,1.14,115,1!14,1---4,1 2.514,1-------4,1/12,11.4,1 | say 1,1..14,1-----8,1===14,1-----4,1(12,11...4,1) | say 1,1..14,1/===----------4,112,11.4,1/ | say 1,1.14,1/3,1o888o14,1----------4,1v | say 4,1 Alright... IT'S CHARGIN! Watch out, $1 !!!
  ..MegaMissile(FIRIN'): say -------------LOLRANDOMLINE------------ | say 1,1...........4,1/-_-/1,1......................... | say 14,1_._._._._.4,1/-_-/1,1..................4,8//8,4/|4,8\1,1. | say 14,1__________4,1[=>>>1,1......14,1--15,1----4,1"+%@=>4,8//8,4/|4,8\ | say 14,1_LOLBOOM__4,1[=>>14,1o1,1................8,4(((( $1 )) | say 14,1_._._._._.4,1[=>14,1o4,1>1,1.15,1--14,1----4,1"+%@=>1,1...4,8\\8,4/|4,8/// | say 1,1...14,1/__1,1...4,1-_-1,1..................4,8\8,4|8,4///1,1. | say 1,1..14,1(____)1,1...4,1-_-1,1.................11,1SHABOOM! | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ..MegaMissile(LOCKIN'ON): say -------------LOLRANDOMLINE------------ | say 1,1...........4,1/-_-/1,1......................... | say 14,1_._._._._.4,1/-_-/1,1........9,1Lockin' On1,1..9,1|1,1..... | say 14,1__________4,1[=>>>1,1....................9,1|1,1..... | say 14,1__________4,1[=>>>1,1................9,1--- $1 --- | say 14,1_._._._._.4,1[=>>>1,1....................9,1|1,1..... | say 1,1...14,1/__1,1...4,1-_-1,1....................9,1|1,1..... | say 1,1..14,1(____)1,1...4,1-_-1,1.........................
  ..MegaMissile(SLEEPIN'): say -------------LOLRANDOMLINE------------ | say 1,1.................9,1z1,1. | say 14,1_._._._._...4,1__1,1..8,1Z1,1.. | say 14,1__________4,1[-.9,1z1,1... | say 14,1__________4,1[----1,1.... | say 14,1_._._._._.4,1[-/_/1,1.... | say 1,1...14,1/__1,1............ | say 1,1..14,1(____)1,1...........
  ..MegaHammer: say 0,0.........11,00,0.. 7,5______  | say 0,0........11,00,0.11,00,0.7,5(______) | say 0,0.......11,00,0.11,00,0.11,07,5|......| | say 0,0....11,00,0.11,00,0.11,00,0.11,00,0.7,5|......| | say 0,0...11,00,0.11,00,0.11,00,0.11,00,0.11,07,5|......| | say 7,5=888========|......| | say 0,0............7,5|......| | say 0,0............7,5|......| | say 0,0............7,5|......| | say 0,0............7,5______/ | say 0,0...........1,0 $1 is crushed. 4,1 INSTANT FAINTZ nomatterwhatyousayordo
  ..MechFace: say 01,1........4,1/1,1........ | say 1,1.......4,1/12,1||4,11,1....... | say 1,1......4,1/1,1.12,1||1,1.4,11,1...... | say 1,1.....4,1/1,1.12,1||1,1.4,1/1,1..... | say 1,1....4,1/1,1..4,112,1||4,1/1,1..4,11,1.... | say 1,1....4,1|8,4______/4,1|1,1.... | say 1,1....4,11,1........4,1/1,1.... | say 1,1.....4,114,1IIIIII4,1/1,1..... | say 1,1......4,11,1....4,1/1,1...... | say 1,1.......4,11,1..4,1/1,1....... | say 1,1........4,1/1,1........ | say 14,1....4,1MECH FACE14,1..... | say 14,1....4,1 $1 suffers $rand(100,1000000) Dmg 14,1.... | say 14,1....4,1From Pure Pwnage14,1....
  ..Inferno: say 4,1.8,4/4,1.'.*.;8,4/4,1..8,4/4,1. | say 8,4/!-///!-/!- | say 8,4!-!-!-!-!-!-/!- | say 8,4-!-!-/!-!-/-!! | say 8,4!-!-/-!!-!-!-!- | say 8,4!-!-!-!-!-/!-/ | say 1,1.8,4!-!-!-!-/-!/1,1. | say 1,1..8,4!-!-/!-!-/1,1.. | say 1,1...8,4!-/-!!-/1,1... | say 1,1....8,4!-!-!-/1,1.... | say 1,1.....8,4!-!-/1,1..... | say 4,1... $1 suffers $rand(100,1000000) damage | say 4,1 SUPER INFERNO OF TEH DOOMZ | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1The Inferno Does Not Tolerate Of Noobs
  ..GAYRAINBOW:say 4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.9,13GAY RAINBOW!!!4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13. | say 4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.9,13HEAR THAT, $1 ?!4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13. | say 4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.9,13 U R SUPERGAY4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.
  .Attacks Lite
  ..Kick
  ...BanHammer: me smacks $1 around a bit with BanHammer 2.0 | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 U BIN BANHAMMA'D
  ...You Displease Me: me sits atop his throne as he looks down at 4,1 $1's 1,0 pathetic act. | say 4,1"You Displease Me." | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 13,8 THE KING HAS SPOKEN.
  ...Large Blade: me 1,0 dilapidates $1 with his Penis Blade =8=======D | say 12,11 OH BABY! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1You have been "Penor"-Pwned 
  ..Nonkick
  ...Master Chief: me slaps $1 around a bit with some leftover 15Mastur...bation
  ...Kirby: me slaps $1 around a bit with 13Kirby
  ...Boobies: me slaps $1 around a bit with Large Boobies 5(13. Y 13.5)
  ...Bill Clinton: me slaps $1 around a bit with Bill Clinton
  ...LAZR: me 4!!!Shoots4!!4! $1 around a bit with LAZR'S
  ...Staff Of Knowledge: me slaps $1 around a bit with a Staff Of Knowledge aka his John Holmes
  ...Bricks: me slaps $1 around a bit with Bricks
  ...Naruto: me slaps $1 around a bit with Naruto
  .Shameless Advertising
  ..Têåm*ÐårKñꧧ1: say 9,1 Through The Night, So Perfect... #Têåm*ÐårKñꧧ kicks your face in, revives you, then kicks your face in 4,1 AGAIN.9,1 So, do consider joining us, $1. After all, we are quite awesome.
  ..Têåm*ÐårKñꧧ2: say 9,1 Hello, $1. I bet you're looking for a bit more excitement. Well, what I do is run a clan. Why not join us? #Têåm*ÐårKñꧧ And life will be cool again.
  ..Tëåm*£ïght: me Even though 1Darkness exists in the universe....there will always be 15£ïght there to prevail... 4#Tëåm*£ïght  
  .The Junkyard
  ..AutoWhore: say Automatic training. | say Automatic catching. | say 11,1 What's next? | 4,1 Automatic Ass-Wiping?
  ..THISISSPARTA!: me kicks $1 down a large pit. 4"THIS IS SPARTA!" | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1 You've Been Handled By Leonidas I, son!
  ..Shoopdawhoop: me charges his lazr and FIRES IT AT $1 11==-=-=-=-=-=-==-=SUWHOOPDAWHOOP!
  ..NarutoFanInsult: me laughs at $1 with a menacing glare. 11,2 "Stupid Naruto Fan." 3,7 He Starts Charging Immense Power As He Makes Various Hand Signals. 9,7 NO ONE CAN STOP HIM NOW AS HE UNLEASHES A MASSIVE BLAST OF HADOUKEN ONTO $1 !!!! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 0,1 CHOOSE ANOTHER CHAT NARUTARD
  ..StopLinkWhoring: me slams his massive mallet onto 13,0 $1 4,2 "Stop Link Whoring!" | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1.:::.9,1YAAAAARGH!4,1.:::.
  ..LugiaIsForNoobs: me 7,1looks at $1 with a sigh. | say 4,1"You ASS! Lugia is for NOOBS!" | me 4,1 plows his FIST down $1 's throat with 6,7 MASSIVE FORCE!
  ..WakeUpManSlut: me 1,2 Plays A Really Annoying Cascada Song Directly in $1 's Eardrum. | say 14,15 "WAKE UP YOU LAZY MAN!" | say 14,15 "WE  have NOOBS to DEMOLISH!"
  ..SmokeBall: me Throws Down A 4,1 SMOKE BALL! | say 14,15 '+*`~:;"'+*),.# | say 14,15 +'*"#.:,"**`~-+ | say 14,15 ":*~`',.*#*'+-, | say 14,15 #"~,`.=_-'".*#`> | say 7,1 "HAHAHAHA! I SMOKE BALLED $1 "
  ..Eevee: me stares at 0,1 $1, 1,0 looking angered. | me 4,1 pulls $1 closer towards him, veins swelling with rage. | say 9,1 "WHY DO YOU LIKE EEVEE?!?!" | me 11,1 drop kicks $1 into a black hole. "They're overrated." | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1 STOP liking EEVEE! 0,1 Unless it's Umbreon. Then we're cool.
  ..ExtendedLazr: me 11,1 IS A-CHARGIN HIS LAZR! | say 0,1 (@)_(@) | say 4,1 ///|\ | say 11,12 S!!!!! | say 11,12 H!!!!! | say 12,11 O!D!!! | say 11,12 O!A!W! | say 12,11 P!!!H! | say 11,12 !!!!O! | say 12,11 !!!!O! | say 11,12 !!!!P! | say 4,1 $1 | say 8,4 KABOOM! | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 11,12 U JUST BEEN LAZR'D
  ..Absorb: me 9,10 Absorbs $1 Into The 4,1 DARK ABYSS OF THE INTERNET | if ($me isop $chan) kick # $1 4,1 You Have Been Absorbed Into The INTERNET
  .Shiny Things
  ..Signatures/Miscellaneous
  ...HangingLights: me 10hangs a string of Party lights out for $1 2¡13.*°*.4¡9.*°*.6¡.13*°* 12 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 9.*°*.4¡13.*°*.11¡9.*°*.12¡13.*°*.12¡9.*°*.3¡13.*°*.1 $1 9.*°*.4¡13.*°*.7¡9.*°*.6¡13.*°*.8¡9.*°*.4¡13.*°*.11¡9.*°*. 3 $1 13.*°*.6¡9.*°*.12¡13.*°*.4¡9.*°*.7¡13.*°*.8¡9.*°*.4...12Let's PARTY!!
  ...PurplishThing: say 11,1 ¨¨°º13,1©11,1o.,,.o13,1©11,1º°¨¨°º13,1©11,1 13,1 SLS10's Epic Scriptings 11,1 13,1©11,1º°¨¨°º13,1©11,1o.,,.o13,1©11,1º°¨¨
  ...BluishThing: say 12-æ0,12æ¸2,12`æ12,2æ¸1,2`æ2,1æ¸0,1 -= juuruichki's Epic Scriptings =- 2,1`æ1,2æ¸12,2`æ2,12æ¸0,12`æ12,
  ...RibbonyThing: say  12,1¯`°²º¤æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 $1 12,1-_¸,.»¬=椺²°`¯4,1`°²º¤æ=¬¤æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 $1 4,1-_¸,.»¬=椺²°`¯8,1`°²º¤æ=¬«æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 $1 8,1-_¸,.»¬=椺²°`¯13,1`°²º¤æ=¬¤æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 $1 13,1-_¸,.»¬=椺²°`¯4,1`°²º¤æ=¬¤æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 $1 4,1-_¸,.»¬=椺²°`¯12,1`°²º¤æ=¬¤æ=¬«.,¸_-9,1 | say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...GreyishThing: say  15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...LOLSIGNATURE: say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki's Epic Scriptings 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...IsItTime?: say 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 Is It Time For juuruichki's Epic Scriptings? 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...WARNING1: say 4,1/8,1!4,1 1,8 WARNING!  4,1/8,1!4,1 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 juuruichki is here! HIDE YOUR CEREAL! 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...WARNING2: say 4,1/8,1!4,1 1,8 WARNING!  4,1/8,1!4,1 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 $1 is the epitome of dissatisfaction. 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...WARNING3: say 4,1/8,1!4,1 1,8 WARNING!  4,1/8,1!4,1 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 $1 likes men. 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...WARNING4: say 4,1/8,1!4,1 1,8 WARNING!  4,1/8,1!4,1 15,0/15,014,15/15,141,14/14,1/¯4,1 $1 looks like a nice meal for eibmoZ. 1,114,1¯/1,1415,14/14,150,15/
  ...Hooray!: say 4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.9,13HOORAY!4,4.7,7.8,8.9,9.12,12.6,6.13,13.1,0 *cough*
  .Attacks Of Epic Win
  ..MOAR
  ...JapaneseBitchKick: me 4,1spins around and delivers a 9JAPANESE BITCH KICK4 onto $1 , doing $rand(100,1000000) damages!
  ...WoodenStake: me 9,1JABS $1 with a 7,10Wooden Stake. 4,1"DIE VAMPIRE!" $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ...Tentacles: me 9,12SLAPS8,5 $1 with thousands of 10,15Tentacles 4,1 for $rand(100,100000000) damage!
  ...VineWhip: me 9,10 whomps on $1 with VINES of DEATH 4,1 for $rand(100,1000000000) damage!
  ...KoopaShell: me 11,1 tosses a 10,9KOOPA SHELL 11,1 at $1 for $rand(100,10000000) damage!
  ...HEALZ2: me 9,10smoke a nice, handsome joint of Mary-Jane. 11ALL HP RECOVERED!
  ...juuruichki'sShadow: me 4,1stands over $1 menacingly. His Shadow ENGULFS HIM IN DARKNESS for $rand(100,100000000000000000) damage!
  ...GodsFist: me calls up God. | say 11,1 "Yeah, God? It's me. $1 $+ 's giving me some trouble over here." | me 11,1 God appears above $1 , 4SLAMMING11 him with his massive 4GOD FIST for $rand(100,10000000000000) damage!
  ...SplashAttack: me splashes. "IT DOES NOTHING!"
  ...BlackHoles: me 4,1 shoots $1 with a volley of 10BLACK HOLES , dealing $rand(100,10000000000000000000) damage!
  ..Fireball: me 4,8hurls a 8,4FIREBALL 4,8at $1 , 4,1dealing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..VolcanoSPARTA: me 4,1kicks $1 down a volcanic pit. 4,0"THIS IS SPARTA!" 4,1 $rand(100,1000000) damage
  ..MassiveWaves: me 12DRENCHES $1 in a 11,12Massive Wave Of Sperm 4,1 for $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..MRSAGun: me 3pelts $1 with 11,1MRSA Bullets 4for $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..OBJECTION!: me 15,1SLAMS 1,0his angered, pulsating fists on the table. 8,4"OBJECTION!"
  ..DePimp: me 13,1 de-pimps $1 4,1 FOR $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..Socks: me 15,14 pelts $1 with 8LOAD 15after 8LOAD 15of 14,15SOCKS 4,1 for $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..SipSip: me drinks an 11,12Mad Dog 20/20. 1,0All HP Recovered!
  ..Drill: me 4,1RAMS 1,0 into $1 with a 14MASSIVE DRILL 4,1for $rand(100,1000000) damages!
  ..MassiveFailAttack: me 4,15forms $1 's failure into a massive energy ball, hurling it towards them at ridiculous speeds,4,1 dealing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..Webs: me 4,12 pelts $1 with 11 Web Bullets, 4 dealing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..Tube: me 14,15 rips off a tube from the 8Internet,4,1 WHACKING14,15 $1 with it for $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..PunishingBlow: me aims a fist towards $1 and 4 delivers a 4,1 PUNISHING BLOW onto him for $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..Staple: me 15,14 staples $1 to the ground. 4,1"Stop Moving Around!"
  ..HeavyMetal: me 14,1 pounds on $1 with large metal objects, 4,1 doing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..FruitCannon: me 9,3 pelts $1 with various tropical fruits, 4,1 dealing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..HeatViper: me 4,1 sends countless death rays towards $1, dealing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..AxeOfJustice: me 15,3 wields a mighty axe as he 4,1SLAMS15,3 it down onto $1 , 4,1 doing $rand(100,1000000) damage!
  ..ThunderBolt: me 8,1SENDS A POWERFUL SURGE OF ELECTRICAL ENERGY ONTO $1 4,1 Doing $Rand(100,1000000) Damage!
  ..PartyTime: me throws a chunk of 5,1 FECES 1,0 at $1 4,1 Doing $Rand(100,1000000) Damage!
  ..RainDance: me 1,14MAKES IT RAIN | say 11,0 `.,'^! | say 11,0 .`,'!; | say 11,0 '.!*." | say 11,0 "'*!.; | say $1 <----[Ho]
  ..Flamethrower: me 8,4 EMITS A POWERFUL STREAM OF FIRE TOWARDS $1 _,+"^"+,_,+"^"+,_ 4,1 Dealing $Rand(100,1000000) Damage!
  ..FistOfFate: me charges his fist with Holy Energies. | say 8,11 AARONSON NAKU! | me 8,11 slams his fist into $1 , 4,1 Dealing $Rand(100,1000000) Damage!
  ..HeavyLifePunch: me 4,1 unleashes a punch8,1 HEAVIER THAN LIFE4,1 onto $1 Dealing $rand(100,1000000) Damage!
 
 
  .Random
  ..BORED: me is 4BORED 7BORED 15BORED 12BORED3 BORED 8BORED 11BORED 13BORED
  ..SPERM: me #MizFitz ... 15¸¸.*´¯`*-=(¯°_°)<-Even our sperm are Mizfitz
  ..MAGGOTS: me drills a hole in $1 's head....pours battery acid in the hole...then inserts live maggots in the hole causing absolutely no damage but creeping the fuck outta himself :(
  .Rape
  ..Rape1: me rapes $1
 
 

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