Hey i was bored so i made and its kinda lame so this well: right click on someone then click Sword. Simple and kinda lame :|
menu nicklist,channel,query {
Sword:{
say 0,1Some Crazy Guy named $1 Stabs Himself With His All Mighty Sword 0,5-|------- 8,1 And Slashes Himself Doing $Rand(60,130) 4,1Damage And Gaining $Rand(90,200) 0,1Exp.
}
}