OK AS I PROMISED! I REVISED THE SCANNER A BIT AND I AM GOING TO ADD MORE AND IN THE NEXT REVISION(FEW DAYS MAYBE) ILL AD THE TIMERS FOR THE FUN! HERE U GO PPL CHECK IT OUT AND ENJOY! paste in remotes lol

menu nicklist,query { 
  PWNAGE pop ups v1.2
  .SCANNERS!
  ..Fag Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Faggots....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/   | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE FAG DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*
  ..Lamer Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Lamers....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/  | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE LAMER DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*  
  ..Bitch Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Bitchy ppl....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE BITCH DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*
  ..Masterbation Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Masterbators....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE PERSON PLAYING WITH THEMSELF DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0)))  U SICK FUCKER! I AM GLAD U THINK IM HOT LOL!1,0*
  ..Good Sex Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Good Sex....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE HOT PERSON FOR A ONE NIGHT STAND HAS BEEN DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) UMPH UMPH UMPH! OH YEA BABY! 1,0
  ..Noob Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Noob....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE NOOB DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*
  ..Sexy Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Sexy ppl....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE SEXY BISH DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0* 
  ..Candy Scanner: /say Scanning $chan for Sweet ppl....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE PIECE OF CANDY  DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*
  ..Scanner of Doom: /say Scanning $chan for Doomed ppl....... | say 9,1searching plz hold | say 8,1stay right where u r! almost done searching | say 7,1get this scanner at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ | say 7,1man this is a hard decision.... | say 4,1this is killing me...... | say 4,1OMG I FOUND ONE! | say 7,1<-4,0R0,4E4,0D0,1 0,4A4,0L0,4E4,0R0,4T4,0!7,1->  8,1ONE DOOMED SOUL DETECTED! | SAY *11,1 $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))) 1,0*
  ..Fun flood advert: /timer 10 0 /say get this script at http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/3395/ xD and/or email or im bry at bry_ost_model@live.com