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Insult Dialog

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Average Score  7.8
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Date Added  Sep 27, 2007
Last Updated  Sep 29, 2007
Tags  botserv  funny  insult 

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paste in a new remote and right click in a channel and click on insult use the drop down menu to pick a nick then click insult nick. server must have botserv or you can change .bs say %chan4 to msg %chan4 also make a txt file called insult2.txt . When You add a new insult use $did(1).seltext for the nick in the insult...




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Akishoot
Comments: 134
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 27, 2007 5:32 am
Hehe fun. =D I like how you have the BotServ bot say it... lol.
Gummo
Comments: 100
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 27, 2007 8:28 am
Code:
if ($did == 2) { .bs say %chan4 $read(insult2.txt) }

Even if a network has a botserv service, it might not necessarily have the /bs server alias. /msg botserv is better, but /raw -q won't show the message being sent. You could also close the BotServ query in case they didn't have access on that channel if you wish.
Code:
if ($did == 2) {
  raw -q privmsg botserv say %chan4 $read(insult2.txt)
  .timer 1 5 close -m BotServ
}
napa182
Comments: 789
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 27, 2007 1:31 pm
you can use
Code:
if ($did == 2) { .msg botserv say %chan4 $read(insult2.txt) }

that shouldnt show the messgae being sent either..
napa182
Comments: 789
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 27, 2007 3:02 pm
added a refresh button to the drop down nick list
Saeed
Comments: 31
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 28, 2007 1:32 pm
Why don't you make an alias that writes all that into a text file instead of making a user manually put it there? It would be a lot easier and you might as well since you are including it into the code.
Code:

alias writeinsult2 {
  if (!$isfile(insult2.txt) {
    write insult2.txt 9I'm not rude, you're just insignificant 4 $did(1).seltext
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9It would be hypocritical of me to ask. It would suggest I care.
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you.4 $did(1).seltext 9really is an idiot.
    write insult2.txt 9Hey4 $did(1).seltext 9A person with your IQ should have a low voice too!
    write insult2.txt 9Hey 4 $did(1).seltext 9Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental !
    write insult2.txt 9Are you always so stupid 4 $did(1).seltext 9or is today a special occasion?
    write insult2.txt 9As an outsider, what do you think of the human race4 $did(1).seltext ?
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    write insult2.txt 9Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case 4 $did(1).seltext 9they're nothing!
    write insult2.txt 9Careful now, 4 $did(1).seltext 9don't let your brains go to your head!
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9Did your mother have any children that lived?
    write insult2.txt 9Hey 4 $did(1).seltext 9I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
    write insult2.txt 9Hey4 $did(1).seltext 9I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
    write insult2.txt 9If I had a face like yours, 4 $did(1).seltext 9I'd sue my parents!
    write insult2.txt 9Don't get insulted,4 $did(1).seltext 9but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
    write insult2.txt 9Keep talking,4 $did(1).seltext 9 someday you'll say something intelligent!
    write insult2.txt 9Hey 4 $did(1).seltext 9Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
    write insult2.txt 9people like you don't grow from trees4 $did(1).seltext 9they swing from them!
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9your living proof of that a person can live without a brain!
    write insult2.txt 9I'm sorry, 4 $did(1).seltext 9you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
    write insult2.txt 4 $did(1).seltext 9I'm busy. Can I ignore you some other time?
    write insult2.txt 9Humans only use about 1/10 of their brain power. With you 4 $did(1).seltext 9, it could be less.
    write insult2.txt 9Why do you even get up in the morning4 $did(1).seltext 9?
  }
  else { echo $color(info) -a File already exists! }
}
Saeed
Comments: 31
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 28, 2007 1:34 pm
Except add another ) to the $isfile because that would return an invalid if event.
napa182
Comments: 789
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 28, 2007 1:49 pm
yeah but that way wont read the $did(1).seltext
* Invalid parameters: $did (line 55, script110.ini)
so atm il keep it the way i have it
Saeed
Comments: 31
 
mIRC Snippet:  Insult Dialog
Posted on Sep 28, 2007 1:54 pm
Then you should probably remove the $did(1).seltext and make it a $did (1).seltext $+ : $read(insult2.txt). It would be a bit easier for users to do it that way but whatever you want to do with it is fine. As I said in your other snippet include a if ($dialog(insult)) in your join event. You should also include more events such as parts,quits,nicks etc.

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