Facts Snippet

Platform:  mIRC
Published  Jul 18, 2007
Updated  Jul 18, 2007
Just Paste In Remotes And Type !fact It'll Randomly Say One Of 190 Facts Enjoy.


Added Color To Save You Time : ) on *:TEXT:!fact*:#:{
/set %fact $rand(1,190)
if (%fact == 1) .msg $chan 2[T]15he numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
if (%fact == 2) .msg $chan 2[I]15n the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
if (%fact == 3) .msg $chan 2[O]15dontophobia is the fear of teeth.
if (%fact == 4) .msg $chan 2[T]15he 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
if (%fact == 5) .msg $chan 2[A]15ccording to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
if (%fact == 6) .msg $chan 2[C]15ats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
if (%fact == 7) .msg $chan 2[T]15he most common name in the world is Mohammed.
if (%fact == 8) .msg $chan 2[T]15he Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
if (%fact == 9) .msg $chan 2[W]15hen you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
if (%fact == 10) .msg $chan 2[I]15t would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
if (%fact == 11) .msg $chan 2[T]15he most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
if (%fact == 12) .msg $chan 2[O]15n the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.
if (%fact == 13) .msg $chan 2[T]15he sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
if (%fact == 14) .msg $chan 2[1]15 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
if (%fact == 15) .msg $chan 2[A]15 skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.
if (%fact == 16) .msg $chan 2[T]15he king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
if (%fact == 17) .msg $chan 2[H]15enry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.
if (%fact == 18) .msg $chan 2[E]15lephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
if (%fact == 19) .msg $chan 2[W]15omen are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
if (%fact == 20) .msg $chan 2[W]15hen snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
if (%fact == 21) .msg $chan 2[A]15merican car horns beep in the tone of F.
if (%fact == 22) .msg $chan 2[T]15he average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.
if (%fact == 23) .msg $chan 2[S]15tressed is Desserts spelled backwards.
if (%fact == 24) .msg $chan 2[A]15 lion's roar can be heard from five miles away.
if (%fact == 25) .msg $chan 2[T]15he average person spends about 2 years on the phone in a lifetime.
if (%fact == 26) .msg $chan 2[T]15he first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
if (%fact == 27) .msg $chan 2[T]15he largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
if (%fact == 28) .msg $chan 2[A]15 car that shifts manually gets 2 miles more per gallon of gas than a car with automatic shift.
if (%fact == 29) .msg $chan 2[C]15ats can hear ultrasound.
if (%fact == 30) .msg $chan 2[O]15n average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun.
if (%fact == 31) .msg $chan 2[T]15he Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
if (%fact == 32) .msg $chan 2 [I]15f you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
if (%fact == 33) .msg $chan 2 [I]15f you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
if (%fact == 34) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
if (%fact == 35) .msg $chan 2 [B]15anging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
if (%fact == 36) .msg $chan 2 [H]15umans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
if (%fact == 37) .msg $chan 2 [R]15ight-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
if (%fact == 38) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
if (%fact == 39) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
if (%fact == 40) .msg $chan 2 [P]olar bears are left handed.
if (%fact == 41) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
if (%fact == 42) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
if (%fact == 43) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
if (%fact == 44) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
if (%fact == 45) .msg $chan 2 [S]15ome lions mate over 50 times a day.
if (%fact == 46) .msg $chan 2 [B]15utterflies taste with their feet.
if (%fact == 47) .msg $chan 2 [A]15n ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
if (%fact == 48) .msg $chan 2 [S]15tarfish don't have brains.
if (%fact == 49) .msg $chan 2 [M]15osquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
if (%fact == 50) .msg $chan 2 [D]15entists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
if (%fact == 51) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
if (%fact == 52) .msg $chan 2 [N]15o piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
if (%fact == 53) .msg $chan 2 [D]15onkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
if (%fact == 54) .msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
if (%fact == 55) .msg $chan 2 [O]15ak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
if (%fact == 56) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
if (%fact == 57) .msg $chan 2 [A]15merican Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
if (%fact == 58) .msg $chan 2 [V]15enus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
if (%fact == 59) .msg $chan 2 [A]15pples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
if (%fact == 60) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
if (%fact == 61) .msg $chan 2 [M]15ost dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
if (%fact == 62) .msg $chan 2 [M]15ichael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
if (%fact == 63) .msg $chan 2 [W]15alt Disney was afraid of mice
if (%fact == 64) .msg $chan 2 [P]15earls melt in vinegar.
if (%fact == 65) .msg $chan 2 [T]15hirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
if (%fact == 66) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
if (%fact == 67) .msg $chan 2 [I]15t is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
if (%fact == 68) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
if (%fact == 69) .msg $chan 2 [T]15urtles can breathe through their butts.
if (%fact == 70) .msg $chan 2 [I]15n 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
if (%fact == 71) .msg $chan 2 [O]15n average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
if (%fact == 72) .msg $chan 2 [O]15n average people fear spiders more than they do death.
if (%fact == 73) .msg $chan 2 [N]15inety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
if (%fact == 74) .msg $chan 2 [E]15lephants are the only animals that can't jump
if (%fact == 75) .msg $chan 2 [I]15t's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
if (%fact == 76) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 snail can sleep for three years.
if (%fact == 77) .msg $chan 2 [N]15o word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
if (%fact == 78) .msg $chan 2 [O]15ur eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
if (%fact == 79) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he electric chair was invented by a dentist.
if (%fact == 80) .msg $chan 2 [I]15n ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
if (%fact == 81) .msg $chan 2 ['G]15o', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
if (%fact == 82) .msg $chan 2 [I]15f Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, 15two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
if (%fact == 83) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
if (%fact == 84) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
if (%fact == 85) .msg $chan 2 [E]15arth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.
if (%fact == 86) .msg $chan 2 [E]15very day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it
if (%fact == 87) .msg $chan 2 [S]15CUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below
if (%fact == 88) .msg $chan 2 [A]15s of 2006, 200 million blogs were left without updates
if (%fact == 89) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he lion costume in the film Wizard of Oz was made from real lions.
if (%fact == 90) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he Pope's been known to wear red Prada shoes.
if (%fact == 91) .msg $chan 2 [M]15ore than 90% of plane crashes have survivors.
if (%fact == 92) .msg $chan 2 [I]15celand has the highest concentration of broadband users in the world.
if (%fact == 93) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.
if (%fact == 94) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
if (%fact == 95) .msg $chan 2 [E]15very drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.
if (%fact == 96) .msg $chan 2 [H]15appy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.
if (%fact == 97) .msg $chan 2 [A]15be Lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860
if (%fact == 98) .msg $chan 2 [P]15lastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
if (%fact == 99) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he largest pumpkin weighed 377 pounds.
if (%fact == 100) .msg $chan 2 [9]15 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did.
if (%fact == 101) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.
if (%fact == 102) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he largest cabbage weighed 144 pounds
if (%fact == 103) .msg $chan 2 [P]15inocchio was made of pine.
if (%fact == 104) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
if (%fact == 105) .msg $chan 2 [M]15aine is the toothpick capital of the world.
if (%fact == 106) .msg $chan 2 [T]15here was once a town in West Virginia called "6."
if (%fact == 107) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
if (%fact == 108) .msg $chan 2 [R]15oman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.
if (%fact == 109) .msg $chan 2 [N]15apoleon made his battle plans in a sandbox.
if (%fact == 110) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
if (%fact == 111) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.
if (%fact == 112) .msg $chan 2 ["J]15aws" is the most common name for a goldfish.
if (%fact == 113) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
if (%fact == 114) .msg $chan 2 [N]15eil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.
if (%fact == 115) .msg $chan 2 [E]15very minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
if (%fact == 116) .msg $chan 2 [2]15,500 lefties die each year using products designed for rightists.
if (%fact == 117) .msg $chan 2 [T]15en tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
if (%fact == 118) .msg $chan 2 [O]15n average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
if (%fact == 119) .msg $chan 2 [B]15lue and white are the most common school colors.
if (%fact == 120) .msg $chan 2 [S]15wimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.
if (%fact == 121) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 new book is published every 13 minutes in America.
if (%fact == 122) .msg $chan 2 [O]15ne million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.
if (%fact == 123) .msg $chan 2 [A]15merica's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.
if (%fact == 124) .msg $chan 2 [B]15ecause of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
if (%fact == 125) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he bulls-eye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
if (%fact == 126) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he doorbell was invented in 1831.
if (%fact == 127) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.
if (%fact == 128) .msg $chan 2 [J]15apan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.
if (%fact == 129) .msg $chan 2 [T]15here are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.
if (%fact == 130) .msg $chan 2 [N]15apoleon was terrified of cats.
if (%fact == 131) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.
if (%fact == 132) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
if (%fact == 133) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.
if (%fact == 134) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he oldest known vegetable is the pea.
if (%fact == 135) .msg $chan 2 [J]15ack is the most common name in nursery rhymes
if (%fact == 136) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
if (%fact == 137) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
if (%fact == 138) .msg $chan 2 [F]15rance has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.
if (%fact == 139) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.
if (%fact == 140) .msg $chan 2 [G]15eorge Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
if (%fact == 141) .msg $chan 2 [I]15celand was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.
if (%fact == 142) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.
if (%fact == 143) .msg $chan 2 [R]15ussia has the most movie theaters in the world.
if (%fact == 144) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.
if (%fact == 145) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
if (%fact == 146) .msg $chan 2 [G]15oldfish swallowing started at Harvard in 1939.
if (%fact == 147) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.
if (%fact == 148) .msg $chan 2 [D]15ry fish food can make goldfish constipated.
if (%fact == 149) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he stall closest to the door in a bathroom is the cleanest, because it is the least used.
if (%fact == 150) .msg $chan 2 [T]15oilet paper was invented in 1857.
if (%fact == 151) .msg $chan 2 [A]15laska could hold the 21 smallest States.
if (%fact == 152) .msg $chan 2 [K]15ermit the Frog is left-handed.
if (%fact == 153) .msg $chan 2 [N]15ondairy creamer is flammable.
if (%fact == 154) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he car in the foreground on the back of a $10 bill is a 1925 Hupmobile.
if (%fact == 155) .msg $chan 2 [I]15f you can see a rainbow you must have your back to the sun.
if (%fact == 156) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he pet ferret was domesticated more than 500 years before the house cat.
if (%fact == 157) .msg $chan 2 [F]15irst novel ever written on a typewriter: "Tom Sawyer."
if (%fact == 158) .msg $chan 2 [T]15itanic was running at 22 knots when she hit the iceberg
if (%fact == 159) .msg $chan 2 [L]15ess than 3% of Nestlé's sales are for chocolate.
if (%fact == 160) .msg $chan 2 [N]15ova Scotia is Latin for 'New Scotland.'
if (%fact == 161) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he term Cop comes from Constable on Patrol. It's from England.
if (%fact == 162) .msg $chan 2 ["N]15aked" means to be unprotected. "Nude" means unclothed
if (%fact == 163) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 cat's urine glows under a black light.
if (%fact == 164) .msg $chan 2 [C]15hildren grow faster in the springtime.
if (%fact == 165) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he collecting of Beer mats is called Tegestology.
if (%fact == 166) .msg $chan 2 [I]15t is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk
if (%fact == 167) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he most common speed limit sign in the United States is 25 m.p.h.
if (%fact == 168) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he world's record for continuous pogo stick jumping is 41 hours.
if (%fact == 169) .msg $chan 2 [A]15 newborn expels its own body weight in waste every 60 hours.
if (%fact == 170) .msg $chan 2 [W]15hales die if their echo system fails.
if (%fact == 171) .msg $chan 2 [F]15lorida's beaches lose 20 million cubic yards of sand annually.
if (%fact == 172) .msg $chan 2 [N]15aturalists use marshmallows to lure alligators out of swamps.
if (%fact == 173) .msg $chan 2 [I]15t takes a ton of water to make a pound of refined sugar.
if (%fact == 174) .msg $chan 2 [W]15eevils are more resistant to poisons in the morning than at night.
if (%fact == 175) .msg $chan 2 [I]15n deep space most lubricants will disappear.
if (%fact == 176) .msg $chan 2 [A]15merica once issued a 5-cent bill.
if (%fact == 177) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he average person can live 11 days without water.
if (%fact == 178) .msg $chan 2 [I]15n 1221 Genghis Khan killed 1,748,000 people at Nishapur in one hour.
if (%fact == 179) .msg $chan 2 [I]15n 1800 on 50 cities on earth had a population of more than 100,000.
if (%fact == 180) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet.
if (%fact == 181) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he principality of Monaco consists of 370 acres.
if (%fact == 182) .msg $chan 2 [C]15oca-Cola was originally green.
if (%fact == 183) .msg $chan 2 [E]15very day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. treasury.
if (%fact == 184) .msg $chan 2 [M]15en can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
if (%fact == 185) .msg $chan 2 [C]15ity with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
if (%fact == 186) .msg $chan 2 [P]15ercentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man: 50%.
if (%fact == 187) .msg $chan 2 [A]15verage lifespan of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
if (%fact == 188) .msg $chan 2 [T]15he youngest Pope was 11 years old.
if (%fact == 189) .msg $chan 2 [I]15celand consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
if (%fact == 190) .msg $chan 2 [O]15ne million Americans, about 3,000 each day, take up smoking each year. Most of them are children.
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KyleJack-Daniels   -  Feb 05, 2011
i tryied it and i got people to try it but it still didn't work.
it might be because of my colour script.
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Jethro   -  Feb 04, 2011
Kyle, the script by itself doesn't require a text file. You just place it into your mirc remote and you're good to go. When someone in a channel enters the command !fact, the script will display a message randomly from 1 to 190 facts.
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KyleJack-Daniels   -  Feb 04, 2011
How do i use it with mIRC?
And whats a .txt file?
:s
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Gemster   -  Sep 09, 2009
yes i would also recommend useing a .txt file as i have over 1500 facts lol.

Gemster
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Jethro   -  Sep 09, 2009
Or use sockets to get random facts from a website.
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gooshie   -  Sep 08, 2009
Create a file in mirc root folder facts.txt and use the
following code in remote.

Code

 


Btw, putting txt files in mirc root makes it accessable
under Help/Text Files for easy editing.
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Clarkcj   -  Sep 08, 2009
WOW!! I like it alot.
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GuardianDemon   -  Jul 22, 2007
Well StarGate If Its On Your mIRC You Cannot Type It At And It Work Unless You Are Also On Java So Just Tell Someone To Type !Fact Itll Work.
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stargate476   -  Jul 22, 2007
I type !fact and nothing happens. Why is this?
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GuardianDemon   -  Jul 20, 2007
Help Me Out How I Do A .txt\'s ? Lol I Dont Understand
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mountaindew   -  Jul 20, 2007
i cant believe you did random up to 190! .txt\'s a lot simpler! good job though.
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Olliegod   -  Jul 19, 2007
One problem I noticed right off the bat was in the first fact: $5 should be $!5 so it does not execute as an alias.
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Aile   -  Jul 18, 2007
Wow... This is good... but i recomend you use a .txt for this.

on $*:text:/^[!@]fact*/Si:#:{ var %x $iif($Left($1,1) == @, msg $chan, .notice $nick) | %x $read(fact.txt) }

^ would be soo much easier and it saves file space ;o just put them in a.txt and load it into mIRC file.

Hope you concider this idea =)
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