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/set %stick $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Stick) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%stick == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15ently pokes both of $nick eyes out with a stick. }
if (%stick == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15alks Up To $nick And Frantically Stabs Him In The Eye With A Stick }
if (%stick == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Are Retarded You Know That Right? , $nick? Lol Oh Well Pokes $nick And Never Stops. }
if (%stick == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o I Will Not $nick, Runs To $nick And Pokes There Eyes Out, Turns And Winks At Everyone. }
}
else {
if (%stick == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15ently pokes both of $2's eyes out with a stick. }
if (%stick == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15alks Up To $2 And Frantically Stabs Him In The Eye With A Stick }
if (%stick == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Are Retarded You Know That Right? , $2? Lol Oh Well Pokes $2 And Never Stops. }
if (%stick == 4) { msg $chan 2 [O]15k, Runs To $2 And Pokes There Eyes Out, Turns And Winks At Everyone. }
}
}
/set %Pisson $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Pisson) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Pisson == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Pisses All Over Them While They Sleep. }
if (%Pisson == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15iya $nick ,God Asked Me To Piss On ya So Sorry, Pisses On $nick . }
if (%Pisson == 3) { msg $chan 2 [O]15MG I Missed Thats A First You Got Lucky $nick You Got Away. }
if (%Pisson == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick , Oh Well Begins To Piss On $nick . }
}
else {
if (%Pisson == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $2 And Pisses All Over Them While They Sleep. }
if (%Pisson == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15iya $2 , $nick Asked Me To Piss On ya So Sorry, Pisses On $2 . }
if (%Pisson == 3) { msg $chan 2 [O]15MG I Missed Thats A First You Got Lucky $2 You Got Away. }
if (%Pisson == 4) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick $2 Is Cool Begins To Piss On $nick . }
}
}
/set %steal $rand(1,5)
if ($1 == !Steal) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Steal == 1) { msg $chan 2 -[Y]15awns While $nick Steals $9370974972 From $2 While They Cry. }
if (%steal == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15teals $nick's Hard Earned Money From Gods My Hoe On Da Corner. }
if (%Stael == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15neaks Alota Money By $nick While they Are Asleep. }
if (%Steal == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15pits In $nick's Face As God Gets Away With His Cash. }
if (%Steal == 5) { msg $chan 2 $nick 15[G]ets Caught Stealing From Himself And Is Thrown In Jail. }
}
else {
if (%Steal == 1) { msg $chan 2 -[Y]15awns While $nick Steals $9370974972 From $2 While They Cry. }
if (%steal == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15teals $2's Hard Earned Money From Being My Hoe On Da Corner. }
if (%Stael == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15neaks Alota Money By $2 While they Are Asleep. }
if (%Steal == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15pits In $2's Face As $nick Gets Away With The Cash. }
if (%Steal == 5) { msg $chan 2 $nick 15[G]ets Caught Stealing And Is Thrown In Jail. }
}
}
/set %Bite $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Bite) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Bite == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns Over To $nick And Bites Really Really Really Hard And $nick Starts To Bleed. }
if (%Bite == 2) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Sneaks Behind Them And Swiftly Chomps On There Skin As Hard As I Can. }
if (%Bite == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $nick Your Not My Boss 2[Aaron] 15 is Runs And Bites $nick Hardly. }
if (%Bite == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15es Sir You're Wish Is My Commands Looks At $Nick And Bites Them On The Hand. }
}
else {
if (%Bite == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns Over To $2 And Bites Really Really Really Hard And $2 Starts To Bleed. }
if (%Bite == 2) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $2 And Sneaks Behind Them And Swiftly Chomps On There Skin As Hard As I Can. }
if (%Bite == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o $2 Your Not My Boss 4[Aaron] 15 is Runs And Bites $2 Hardly. }
if (%Bite == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15es Sir You're Wish Is My Commands Looks At $2 And Bites Them On The Hand. }
}
}
/set %Hug $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Hug) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Hug == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns To $Nick, God Asked Me To Hug You Soooooo, -Hugs $nick. }
if (%Hug == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm Ima Be Nice And Hug Them Walks And Hugs $nick Really Tight To Sufficate Them. }
if (%Hug == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok Walks To $nick And Gently Hugs Them, And Smiles As I Walk Away. }
if (%Hug == 4) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ell No Do It Yourself Im Busy With Some Stuff, Grrr -Hugs $nick - Lol. }
}
else {
if (%Hug == 1) { msg $chan 2 [R]15uns To $2 God Asked Me To Hug You Soooooo, -Hugs $2-. }
if (%Hug == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm Ima Be Nice And Hug Them Walks And Hugs $2 Really Tight To Sufficate Them. }
if (%Hug == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok Walks To $2 And Gently Hugs Them, And Smiles As I Walk Away. }
if (%Hug == 4) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ell No Do It Yourself Im Busy With Some Stuff, ZzZzZzZzZzZ Lol. }
}
}
/set %Kiss $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Kiss) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Kiss == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $nick Just To Let You Know, You Aresnt Really Able To Kiss Yourself. }
if (%Kiss == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15hats Sup $nick God Asked Me To Kiss You But I Am Not Going To Sorry $nick. }
if (%Kiss == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick And Himself Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G Lol. }
if (%Kiss == 4) { msg $chan 2 [L]15ol You Like Yourself Or Something? Well I Dont So No, Walks Away. }
}
else {
if (%Kiss == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $2 Just To Let You Know $nick Wants To Kiss You Shhhh I Didnt Tell Ya. }
if (%Kiss == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15hats Sup $2 $nick Asked Me To Kiss You But I Am Not Going To Sorry $nick. }
if (%Kiss == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick And $2 Sitting In A Tree K_I_S_S_I_N_G Lol. }
if (%Kiss == 4) { msg $chan 2 [L]15ol You Like $2 Or Something? Well I DOnt So No, Walks Away. }
}
}
/set %Shoot $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Shoot) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Shoot == 1) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up A Rifle And Shoots Himself Right In The Head, Got'em. }
if (%Shoot == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok, Shoots Myself In The Stomach Twenty Times. }
if (%Shoot == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Your Not My Boss, And Your Way To Cool , People Would Cry If I Did? }
if (%Shoot == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs Rocket Launcher And Fires Off A Few Rounds Straight Up So Theyll COme Land On Him BOOM. }
}
else {
if (%Shoot == 1) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up A Rifle And Shoots $2 Right In The Head, Got'em. }
if (%Shoot == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ok, Shoots $2 In The Stomach Twenty Times. }
if (%Shoot == 3) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Your Not My Boss, And $2 Is Way To Cool , Shoots $nick Now What Ya Got To Say? }
if (%Shoot == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs Rocket Launcher And Fires Off A Few Rounds At $2 . }
}
}
/set %fuck $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Fuck) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%fuck == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15uCk YoU $2- , Fuck You. }
if (%fuck == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $2- Go Fuck Yourself. }
if (%fuck == 3) { msg $chan 2 [F]15UCK YOU $2 . }
if (%fuck == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15O FUCK YOURSELF $2 . }
}
else {
if (%fuck == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15uck You $nick Fuck You. }
if (%fuck == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ey $Nick Go Fuck Yourself. }
if (%fuck == 3) { msg $chan 2 [F]15UCK YOU $nick . }
if (%fuck == 4) { msg $chan 2 [G]15O FUCK YOURSELF $nick . }
}
}
/set %Stab $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Stab) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Stab == 1) { msg $chan 2 [F]15inds $nick And Stabs Them 20 Times Before They Shutup Yellin For Their Mommy To Save Them. }
if (%Stab == 2) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Ty $nick I Am Very Very Very Busy 9,1ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ 15To Do It Yourself Type !SelfKill <nick> }
if (%Stab == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Fine, Picks Up A Machete And Cuts A 15,1Z 11,1 Into $2's Shirt Oh Yea. }
if (%Stab == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15tabs $2's Hands Into A Wall And Tells Them To Try And Fight Back, Watches Them Try As They Kick And Scream. }
}
else {
if (%Stab == 1) { msg $chan 2 $2 [S]15tabs Himself 20 Times Before He Shutup Yellin For Their Mommy To Save Them. }
if (%Stab == 2) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o Ty $nick I Am Very Very Very Busy 9,1ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ 15....... }
if (%Stab == 3) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Fine, Picks Up A Machete And Cuts A 2[Z] 15Into $nick Shirt Oh Yea. }
if (%Stab == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]15tabs $Nick Hands Into A Wall And Tells Them To Try And Fight Back, Watches Them Try As They Kick And Scream. }
}
}
/set %Magic $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Magic) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Magic == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns $2 Into A Small Frog And Watches It Hop Around, pssssss Hey Type !firecracker }
if (%Magic == 2) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns $2 Into A A Piece Of Ice And Throws Into The Sewers. Disgusting. }
if (%Magic == 3) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agic BackFires!!!!!!!!! $nick Gets Turned Into A Dog. }
if (%Magic == 4) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agically Turns $nick Into A Pig Oink Oink. }
}
else {
if (%Magic == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns Himself Into A Small Frog And Watches It Hop Around, pssssss Hey Type !firecracker <nick> }
if (%Magic == 2) { msg $chan 2 [T]15urns Themself Into A Piece Of Ice And Throws Into The Sewers. Disgusting. }
if (%Magic == 3) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agic BackFires!!!!!!!!! $nick Gets Turned Into A Dog. }
if (%Magic == 4) { msg $chan 2 [M]15agically Turns $nick Into A Pig Oink Oink. }
}
}
/set %SelfKill $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !SelfKill) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%SelfKill == 1) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Never Said It Ment YOU would KILL THEM YOURSELF It Means Youll Kill Yourself $nick Kills Himself. }
if (%SelfKill == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Knife And Kills $2 What Now Fool!?!?!?!?! }
if (%SelfKill == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hrows A Bomb On $2 HAHAHAHA You Just Got Blasted The Fuck Up. }
if (%SelfKill == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Gun And Shoots $2 Haha You Just Got SHot The Fuck Up. }
}
else {
if (%SelfKill == 1) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Never Said It Ment YOU would KILL THEM YOURSELF It Means Youll Kill Yourself $nick Kills Himself. }
if (%SelfKill == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Knife And Kills Himself As I Stare.!?!?!?!?! }
if (%SelfKill == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hrows A Bomb On Himself HAHAHAHA I Just Got Blasted The Fuck Up. }
if (%SelfKill == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [G]15rabs A Gun And Shoots Himself Haha I Just Got Shot The Fuck Up. }
}
}
/set %ThrowBack $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !ThrowBack) {
if (%ThrowBack == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs The Grenade And Before They Throw It, It Explodes In There Hand........Ouch. }
if (%Throwback == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15natches Up The Grenade And Chunks It To $2 And Watches It Explodes In There Face. }
if (%ThrowBack == 3) { msg $chan 2 [T]15ries And Grab The Bomb But Cant Get Ahold Of It So $nick Gets Blown To The Sky. }
if (%ThrowBack == 4) { msg $chan 2 [P]15icks Up Grenade And Chunks It At $2 And Waits While Everyone Laughs... Fake Grenade Stupid. }
}
/set %Firecraker $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !FireCracker) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%FireCracker == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs An M80 And Chunks It At $2 , And Watches $Nick Laugh His Ass Off. }
if (%FireCracker == 2) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs A Rocket And Aims At $nick 9,1B4,1O9,1O4,1M11,1 Blows Up In $2's Face HAHA. }
if (%FireCracker == 3) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ims A Rocket At $2 And Lights It...5.4.3.2.1.BOOM Blows Up In $nicks Hand, $2 Is Too Cool }
if (%FireCracker == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]ticks A Firecrecker Under $2 Before They Sit Down Lol,.... BOOM }
}
else {
if (%FireCracker == 1) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs An M80 And Chunks It At The Ground , And Watches GuardianDemon Laugh His Ass Off.As $nick Blows Up }
if (%FireCracker == 2) { msg $chan 2 [G]15rabs A Rocket And Aims At Up 9,1B4,1O9,1O4,1M11,1 Blows Up In $Nick Face HAHA. }
if (%FireCracker == 3) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ims A Rocket At Himself And Lights It...5.4.3.2.1.BOOM Blows Up Twenty Feet Away From $nick, Your Your Too Cool Is Too Cool }
if (%FireCracker == 4) { msg $chan 2 [S]ticks A Firecrecker Under Him Before He Sits Down Lol,.... BOOM }
}
}
/set %Damage $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Damage) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Damage == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Lets See .......................... $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
if (%Damage == 2) { msg $chan 2 [M]15achine In Progress Please Wait Calculating........ $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
if (%Damage == 3) { msg $chan 2 [C]1alculating Please Wait.... Well, $nick Has $rand(1,99) % And $2 Has $rand(1,99) % Percent Of Damaged Braincells. }
if (%Damage == 4) { msg $chan 2 $2 [h]15as $rand(1,99) % of damaged brain cells, because of masturbating! Stop masturbating! }
}
else {
if (%Damage == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Lets See .......................... $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
if (%Damage == 2) { msg $chan 2 [M]15achine In Progress Please Wait Calculating........ $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Brain Cells! }
if (%Damage == 3) { msg $chan 2 [C]1alculating Please Wait.... Well, $nick Has $rand(1,99) % Of Damaged Braincells. }
if (%Damage == 4) { msg $chan 2 $2 [h]15as $rand(1,99) % of damaged brain cells, because of masturbating! Stop masturbating! }
}
}
/set %Cool $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Cool) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Cool == 1) { msg $chan 2 $2's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % . }
if (%Cool == 2) { msg $chan 2 $2's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % Which I Bet Woups Yours . }
if (%Cool == 3) { msg $chan 2 $2 [Y]15our Coolness Percent Is $rand(97,99) % .Wow Thats High. RIght? }
if (%Cool == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $2's Coolness Reaches $rand(1,99) % .Beat That Suckas. }
}
else {
if (%Cool == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % . }
if (%Cool == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [C]15oolness Percent Is $rand(1,99) % Which I Bet Woups Yours . }
if (%Cool == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick's [Y]15our Coolness Percent Is $rand(97,99) % .Wow Thats High. Right? }
if (%Cool == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick's Coolness Reaches $rand(1,99) % .Beat That Suckas. }
}
}
/set %Love $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Love) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Love == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 $rand(1,99) # More Than Anyone Else. }
if (%Love == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 A Lot Trust Me Alot. }
if (%Love == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Must Love $2 Cause You Just Confessed. }
if (%Love == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves $2 I Can Really Tell Btw Hes Acting He Loves $2 $rand(1,99) # More Than Everyone Else }
}
else {
if (%Love == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself $rand(1,99) # More Than Anyone Else. }
if (%Love == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself A Lot Trust Me,... Alot. }
if (%Love == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Must Love Yourself Cause You Just Confessed. }
if (%Love == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [L]15oves Himself I Can Really Tell Btw Hes Acting(GAY)(LESBIAN)(BISEXUAL) He Loves Himself $rand(1,99) # More Than Everyone Else }
}
}
/set %Sex $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Sex) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Sex == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15exs $2 Over And Oveer Again Non-Stop. }
if (%Sex == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [W]15hy WOuld You Do That? $nick Sexes $2 $2 $rand(1,99) Times.. }
if (%Sex == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15our Wierd But Ok. $nick Begins To Sex $2 And Will Not Stop. }
if (%Sex == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15tarts To Sex $2 And Gets Body Slammed By $2. $2 Said Not Ever To Do That So You Deserve It. }
}
else {
if (%Sex == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15exs Himself Over And Oveer Again Non-Stop. }
if (%Sex == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [W]15hy Would You Do That? $nick Sexes Himself $rand(1,99) Times.. }
if (%Sex == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins to Sex Himself Ohh Yea, $nick Begins To Scream His Own Name $nick Oh yea $nick. }
if (%Sex == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15tarts To Sex Himself And Gets Body Slammed By The Cops. Thats Illegal Here You Screwd Up Mofo }
}
}
/set %Hump $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Hump) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Hump == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15lowly Humps $2's Leg $nick "Oh Yea WHos Your Daddy, WHos Your Daddy". }
if (%Hump == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins To Hump $2 $rand(1,99) Times A Sec Like The Dog Off Click, WOW Thats Fast }
if (%Hump == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Are Wierd But Whatever Suits You, $2 You Better Run $nick Is A Beast. }
if (%Hump == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hats Totally Wrong Kicks $nick Now Get Down And Stay Down Loser. }
}
else {
if (%Hump == 1) { msg $chan 2 $nick [S]15lowly Humps His Own Leg, The Dogs Just Sit And Stare At Him.". }
if (%Hump == 2) { msg $chan 2 $nick [B]15egins To Hump Himself $rand(1,99) Times A Sec. Be Careful $nick Dont Pull Something }
if (%Hump == 3) { msg $chan 2 $nick [Y]15ou Are Wierd But Whatever Suit Yourself, $nick Better Run From Your Self Cause Your A Beast. }
if (%Hump == 4) { msg $chan 2 $nick [T]15hats Totally Wrong Kicks $nick Now Get Down And Stay Down Loser. }
}
}
/set %Crunk $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Crunk) {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {
if (%Crunk == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ow Crunk Is $2 ? You $2 Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk Hell Yea Dude. }
if (%Crunk == 2) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Ready For This? You $2 Are Crunk As Can Be $rand(95,99) % }
if (%Crunk == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Wanna Test The Masta? Well Fine Then You $2 Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk. }
if (%Crunk == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Cant Beat The Champ Sorry $2 You Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk }
}
else {
if ($2 == me) || ($2 == $null) {if (%Crunk == 1) { msg $chan 2 [H]15ow Crunk Are You?, You $nick Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk Hell Yea Dude. }
if (%Crunk == 2) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Ready For This?, You $Nick Are Crunk As Can Be $rand(95,99) % }
if (%Crunk == 3) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Wanna Test The Masta? Well Fine Then Your $rand(1,99) % Crunk. }
if (%Crunk == 4) { msg $chan 2 [Y]15ou Cant Beat The Champ Sorry You $nick Are $rand(1,99) % Crunk }
}
}
if ($1 == !Calm) {
msg $chan 9,1 [15,1C15,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1A9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1L9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1M9,1]2,1~15,1~2,1~9,1[15,1DOWN9,1]9,1[ 15,1 $2 9,1]
}
/set %Marry $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Kiss) {
if (%Marry == 1) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell Ya'll Two Love Birds Get A Room After This2,1`11,1Literally2,1`11,1Well $2 If You Want To Type !yes <nick> }
if (%Marry == 2) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mmm Seems Like True Love Do You $2 Want To Marry $nick If So, !yes <nick> }
if (%Marry == 3) { msg $chan 2 [S]15o $nick You Wanna Marry $2?, Well.... $2 You Wanna Marry $nick If So, !yes <nick> }
if (%Marry == 4) { msg $chan 2 [D]15o you, $nick $+ , take $2 to be your Partner In Marriage If So, !yes <nick> }
}
/set %Yes $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Yes) {
if (%Yes == 1) { msg $chan 2 [T]15hen I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife, You May Now Kiss The Bride. }
if (%Yes == 2) { msg $chan 2 [S]15o $2 Really Wants To Marry You $nick, Go Ahead You Are Now Married To $2 }
if (%Yes == 3) { msg $chan 2 [I]15f Anyone Has A Reason Why These Two Shouldnt Be Married Type !reason <reason>, If Not Yall Are Now Married. }
if (%Yes == 4) { msg $chan 2 [I]15 Really WOnder If You $2 Really }
}
/set %Divorce $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Divorce) {
if (%Divorce == 1) { msg $chan 2 [A]15ww $nick And $2 Are Splitting Up, Well I Wish You The Best. }
if (%Divorce == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell I Bet Theres Still Hope In You Two $nick I Bet $2 Loves You And $2 Loves $nick Oh Well. }
if (%Divorce == 3) { msg $chan 2 [G]15osh I Can't Believe $nick And $2 Are Splitting Up Youll Find SOmeone Right For You One Day. }
if (%Divorce == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ow I Thought That Would Last Forever But Guess Not Sorry $nick ANd $2 You Tried. }
}
/set %Reason $rand(1,4)
if ($1 == !Reason) {
if (%Reason == 1) { msg $chan 2 [N]15o They Should'nt Becouse $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 Thats Why. }
if (%Reason == 2) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 So Idk. }
if (%Reason == 3) { msg $chan 2 [H]15mm I Know Why It's Becouse $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30Thats Why. }
if (%Reason == 4) { msg $chan 2 [W]15ell $nick This Is Why , $2 $3 $4 $5 $6 $7 $8 $9 $10 $11 $12 $13 $14 $15 $16 $17 $18 $19 $20 $21 $22 $23 $24 $25 $26 $26 $27 $28 $29 $30 This Is Why . }
}
