Just put it into your remotes (Alt + R) and type /chrocks. Yes, I was bored when I made this, yes, very bored, very very very bored. Don't worry, it doesn't message any channels and all comes out on one line.

alias chrocks echo $active $str( $+ $chr(72) $+ $chr(101) $+ , $+ $chr(50) $+ ) $+ $chr(44) $chr(116) $+ $chr(104) $+ $chr(101) $chr(116) $+ $chr(105) $+ $chr(109) $+ $chr(101) $chr(105) $+ $chr(115) $chr(110) $+ $chr(111) $+ $chr(119) $+ $chr(58) $asctime( $+ $chr(100) $+ $chr(100) $+ $chr(100) $+ $chr(100) $chr(109) $+ $chr(109) $+ $chr(109) $+ $chr(109) $chr(100) $chr(121) $+ $chr(121) $+ $chr(121) $+ $chr(121) $chr(104) $+ $chr(58) $+ $chr(110) $+ $chr(110) $+ $chr(84) $+ $chr(84) $+ ) $chr(73) $chr(111) $+ $chr(110) $+ $chr(99) $+ $chr(101) $chr(109) $+ $chr(101) $+ $chr(116) $chr(116) $+ $chr(104) $+ $chr(105) $+ $chr(115) $chr(103) $+ $chr(117) $+ $chr(121) $chr(119) $+ $chr(104) $+ $chr(111) $chr(97) $+ $chr(116) $+ $chr(101) $chr(97) $chr(99) $+ $chr(111) $+ $chr(119) $+ $chr(46) $+ $chr(46) $+ $chr(46) $chr(42) $me $chr(114) $+ $chr(117) $+ $chr(110) $+ $chr(115) $+ $chr(46)