A bunch of pointless commands =]
Platform: mIRC
Published Feb 02, 2007
Updated Feb 09, 2007
meh i donno read the script to see the commands.
on *:TEXT:fark *:#: { describe $chan shoves 8 apples up $nick's ass, then forces Jesus to go bobbing for apples =] }
on *:TEXT:!Slap *:#: { describe $chan slaps $2 with a large piece of corogated cardboard and then forces $2 to eat a homeless homo hobo!! =] }
on *:TEXT:!throw *:#: { describe $chan throws $2 at the wall }
on *:TEXT:!linkcom *:#: { notice $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12 http://www. $+ $2 $+ .com }
on *:TEXT:!linkorg *:#: { notice $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12 http://www. $+ $2 $+ .org }
on *:TEXT:!linknet *:#: { notice $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12 http://www. $+ $2 $+ .net }
on *:TEXT:!linkgov *:#: { notice $nick Double Click Link To Go To $2 $+ 's Site. 12 http://www. $+ $2 $+ .gov }
on *:TEXT:*hello:#: { msg $chan 4¿Hola $nick yo puedo tener el sexo con sus gemelos lesbianas que son retardados? }
on *:TEXT:!calc *:#:{ notice $nick $calc($2-) }
on *:TEXT:!tb *:#:{ ban -ku20 $chan $2 4 TB'd for a 20 seconds }
on *:TEXT:!no *:#: { describe $chan $2 gosh $nick says no u asshole }
on *:TEXT:!yes *:#: { describe $chan $2 gosh $nick says yes u asshole }
on *:TEXT:!staccia *:#: { describe $chan says...HeY $2!! StAcCiA wOn! woot go staccia =] }
on *:TEXT:!crackhead *:#: { describe $chan says...HeY $2!! CrAcKhEaD wOn!---------woot go staccia =] }
on *:TEXT:!dumbass *:#: { describe $chan says... i just kicked the shoot out of 4 $+ $2 $+ 6 ... stfu }
on *:TEXT:!loser *:#: { describe $chan Walk here $2 9(Level 3)0 / 2 More Options }
on *:TEXT:!126 *:#: { describe $chan Walk here $2 4(Level 126)0 / 2 More Options }
on *:TEXT:!yea *:#: { describe $chan 4YEA 12das 3ROIT0 $2 }
on *:TEXT:!ono *:#: { describe $chan 4OMG $+ $2 $+ , 12dont 3do0 it! }
on *:TEXT:?W *:#: { describe $chan 4W14h2Y??? 12 $2 3W6H7Y?? }
on *:TEXT:!youraloserbutyoustillwon *:#: { describe $chan I FRIGGEN ROCK }
on *:TEXT:*bye:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*cya:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*g2g:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*gtg:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*bbl:#: { msg $chan 4Come Back Later, $nick 12umm... Please? }
on *:TEXT:*!cheerup:#: { inc %cheerupcount
msg $nick 0,0*******8,8*****
msg $nick 0,0*****8,8*********
msg $nick 0,0***8,8*************
msg $nick 0,0**8,8****1,1**8,8***1,1**8,8****
msg $nick 0,0**8,8****2,2**8,8***2,2**8,8****
msg $nick 0,0**8,8***************
msg $nick 0,0**8,8***1,1*8,8***1,1*8,8***1,1*8,8***
msg $nick 0,0**8,8**1,1**8,8*******1,1**8,8**
msg $nick 0,0**8,8****1,1*8,8*****1,1*8,8****
msg $nick 0,0***8,8****1,1**4,4**1,1*8,8****
msg $nick 0,0*****8,8****4,4**8,8***
msg $nick 0,0*******8,8*****
msg $nick 12,8 $+ %cheerupcount 4,8People Cheered Up!
msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***4,8he8,8*4,8he8,8***0,0**8,8**
msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
msg $nick 8,8**0,0**8,8***********0,0**8,8**
}
