So this script adds in several utilities to mIRC: my away nick script, custom kicks, oper right click menu, kicks & bans tracker, hugs returner, and a nick alert. More info on each below.

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Away nick: allows you to set your away nick, away msg, and turn it on and off with just a couple of clicks.

Custom kicks: I hated the built in mIRC scripts so I completely removed them from my mIRC and added these customized kicks and bans with my most popular k/b reasons.

Oper right click menu: adds a right click menu for irc operators with functions like GZline, and temp shun. If you want to enable this feature, remove the semicolons (;) in front of each line of that part of the script (lines 104-130) [disabled by default]

Kicks & bans tracker: creates a custom window whenever someone kicks or bans someone in a channel. Set the channels you want this active in on lines 134 and 138.

Hugs returner: instantly returns the hug whenever someone hugs you
.

Nick alert: Whenever your nick is said in a channel that is not active, it posts in your active window that someone has said your name, it also sticks it into a custom window to keep track.

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#     Useful Utilities Script  #
#       Created by Vladimir    #
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###Custom Kicks###

alias k {
  kick $chan $1 $2-
}
alias kb {
  mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
  kick $chan $1 $2-
}
menu nicklist {
  Kick/Bans
  .Kicks
  ..Troll:k $1 Please do not troll here
  ..Spam:k $1 Please do not spam us with your b.s.
  ..Instructions:k $1 Learn to follow instructions
  ..Drop it:k $1 You were told to drop it
  ..Restricted:k $1 This is a restricted channel
  ..Kick list:k $1 Welcome back to the watch list, fucker
  ..Ignoring Ops:k $1 Please don't ignore ops
  ..Rudeness:k $1 Take yer rude self elsewhere
  ..Enter a Reason:kick $chan $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .Bans
  ..Troll:kb $1 Please do not troll here
  ..Spam:kb $1 Please do not spam us with your b.s.
  ..Instructions:kb $1 Learn to follow instructions
  ..Drop it:kb $1 You were told to drop it
  ..Restricted:kb $1 This is a restricted channel
  ..Ignoring Ops:kb $1 Please don't ignore ops
  ..Rudeness:kb $1 Take yer rude self elsewhere
  ..Enter a Reason:kick $chan $1 $$?="Reason:" | timer 1 1 mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
}

###Info###
menu * {
  .NickServ Info
  ..NickServ Info Request(click):/ns info $1
  ..NickServ Info Request(input):/ns info $$?="Nick:"
  ..NickServ Nick Group Request:/ns glist $1
  ..NickServ Email Lookup:/ns getemail $$?="Email:"
  ..NickServ Status:/ns status $1
}

###Away Nick###

on *:open:*?:{
  msg $nick $iif($away,%amsg)
}

Menu * {
  -
  Nick Functions
  .Away On {
    set -e %totalnets $scon(0)
    while (%totalnets > 0) {
      scon %totalnets nick %anick
      scon %totalnets away %amsg
      dec %totalnets  
    }
  }
  .Away Off {
    set -e %totalnets $scon(0)
    while (%totalnets > 0) {
      scon %totalnets nick %onick
      scon %totalnets away
      dec %totalnets  
    }
  }
  .Set Away Options
  ..Away Nick {
    set %anick $$?="What do you want your away nick to be?"
    set %onick $me
    echo $active Your away nick is now %anick $+ , and your original nick is now %onick $+ .
  }
  ..Away Message {
    set %amsg $$?="What do you want your away message to be when you are gone?"
    echo $active Your away message is now %amsg $+ .
  }
  .Misc Nick Functions
  ..Global Nick Change {
    set %tempnick $$?="Enter a Temporary Nick"
    set %retnick $me
    echo $active You have changed to a temporary nick of %tempnick
    set -e %totalnets $scon(0)
    while (%totalnets > 0) {
      scon %totalnets nick %tempnick
      dec %totalnets  
    }
  }
  ..Undo Temp Nick Change {
    set -e %totalnets $scon(0)
    while (%totalnets > 0) {
      scon %totalnets nick %retnick
      dec %totalnets  
    }
  }
}

###Oper Functions###

menu * {
  Oper Functions
  .Information
  ..NickServ Registeration:msg $active To register your nick with nickserv: /msg nickserv register password email [Change the password and email to yours]
  ..NickServ Help:msg $active For nickserv help: /msg nickserv help
  ..ChanServ Registeration:msg $active To register a channel with chanserv: /msg chanserv register #channel description [Change the channel and desc to whatever you like, you must include the # in the channel, and your nick name must be registered with nickserv]
  ..ChanServ Help:msg $active For chanserv help: /msg chanserv help
  ..BotServ Assigning a Bot:msg $active To assign a bot to a channel: /msg botserv assign #channel nick [Change the channel (include the #), the nick is the bot's nick]
  ..BotServ Botlist:msg $active To see the list of bots: /msg botserv botlist [Displays a list of usable bots]
  ..BotServ Help:msg $active For botserv help: /msg botserv help
  ..HostServ Request:msg $active To request a vhost: /msg hostserv request host.you.desire.here
  ..HostServ Help:msg $active For hostserv help: /msg hostserv help
  .Enforcement
  ..Kill:kill $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..AKill:akill $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..24hr Gline:gline $$1 86400 $$?="Reason:"
  ..30 Day Gline:gline $$1 30d $$?="Reason:"
  ..Gline:gline $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..Kline:kline $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..Zline:zline $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..GZline:gzline $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..30 Day GZline:gzline $$1 30d $$?="Reason:"
  ..Shun:shun $$1 $$?="Reason:"
  ..Temp Shun:tempshun $$1 $$?="Reason:"
}

###Kicks & Bans Tracker###

on *:ban:#:{
  window @bans
  echo -t @bans [ban logger] $nick set the following ban $1- on $time $date in $chan
}
on *:kick:#:{
  window @bans
  echo -t @bans [kick tracker] $nick kicked $knick from $chan on $date at $time
}

###Hugs Returner###

;on *:TEXT:*hug*s*:#: {
;  if ($me isin $1-) {
;    msg $chan hugggssssssssss $nick
;  }
;}
;on *:ACTION:*hug*s*:#: {
;  if ($me isin $1-) {
;    msg $chan hugggssssssssss $nick
;  }
;}

###Nick Alert###

ON $*:TEXT:*:#: {
  var %alerter $nick
  if (quit isin $1-) {
  }
  else {
    if ($me isin $1-) && ($target != $active) {
      echo $active >>4 %alerter 0alerted you in12 $chan at $time $+ ,0 with the message of: $1-
      window @alerts
      echo @alerts >>4 %alerter 0alerted you in12 $chan at $time $+ ,0 with the message of: $1-
    }
  }
}

###Someone Has Joined #Help###

on 1:JOIN:#help:{
  flash
  notice $me $nick has joined #help at $time $date
}