Well, when you start up, you automatically are identified, So it saves you time. And when you type /depress a (default) message will appear in the active room, or you can put your own there, i just put something in randomly. Also, it comes with popups (yeah I know, woot -__-;;) Like we dont have enough of those. Most of them are your momma jokes; your mama's so fat, your mama's so ugly, and you are fat, you are ugly, so on. And some jokes popups to go along with it. This script is completely pointless. But you need to open your remotes, copy and paste this code into it BEFORE it works. Duhh. on *:connect:{
ns identify %conpass } echo $active Complete imbiciles are in this room... IMBICILES! }

alias depress {
say I don't feel like coming out of my bed today;
timer 1 3 say I feel like being in a coma right now. }

menu nicklist,channel,query {
&Depressing
.Morning
..Wake Up:me yawns unleasantly, as today is another day of sorrow and grief... nothing can get $me of their depression... today is just another day to $me $+ , to everyone else it's a new chance for some bright new ideas! Not for $me $+ .
..Brush&Teeth:me takes their toothbrush and scrubs their teeth.. "My teeth are huge, yellow, ugly.. Why bother? They'll just get dirty again." and just throws the toothbrush down and goes to breakfast...
..Breakfast:say ...Oh no.. Oatmeal again.. Grr some poptarts would be a good change!!! But.. I guess it's just my luck.
.Afternoon
..School:me gets in their car and starts the car... "Maybe I shouldnt go.. it's just some ordinary day! But still... I hate being teased.. but today maybe something different... or not...Whatever."
..Lunch(School):me rubs their hands together sarcastically. "Oh boy... some crappy generic tuna again... Why must my family be poor?!"... A whole group of kids just laugh at $me $+ .
..Lunch(Home):me yawns and opens up their lunch with a forced expression of glee. "..Cheese and crackers... What do you know?!" $me says angrily, then slams the lunch to the ground and stomps on it repeatedly.
..Lunch(Work):me is now on a lunch break, whoopy... as $me opens up their lunch.. $me scratches their head... "This.. looks like dog food!"
.Night
..Dinner&Radio:me sits merrily on the couch, as he takes out a bag of cheese-puffs. $me turns on the radio: "Are you OLD?"- $+ $me looks down at his body and nods wearily-"Are you alone? Sitting on the Couch? Eating some Cheesey-Material?"-At that point, $me passes out with disbelief.
..&Tee&Vee:me didnt have much luck on the radio, so $me turns on the Tv: "Are you Old?"- $+ $me cocks an eyebrow-"Are you Alone? Sitting on th--" $me hops off the couch and sprints 40 miles, where $me sees a giant Bilboard: "Are you Old? Alone? Sitting On the Couch eating some kind of Cheesey Material?" $me passes out once more.
..Bed:me sits in bed with his spouse. As she says in a serious tone of voice: "Honey.. look at this add," then passes a magazine twords $me $+ . "Are you Old? Are you alone? Are you sitting on a couch eating some kind of cheesey material?" $me jumps out of bed and jumps out the window.
&Not&Depressing&Compliments
.Everybody
..Ass!:say ... Well ... I can say about you, $$1 $+ , that you have a God given ass there!
...Whoops Sorry!:say I.. actually can't find anything good about you, $$1 $+ ... except your eyes are slightly more rounder than the others..
....Eh Heh Heh:me looks at $$1 $+ . "You know, everyone knows those are fake."
.....LMAO:me slaps $$1 across the face. "I love you. But you can do with a better face, thats why i'm slapping you, to get it all un-distorted.." then slaps them again.
......This will go on forever, wont it?:say Yes. It will.
.......The Final Straw:say Hey, $$1 $+ : You know the story about the straw that broke the camels back? Well you equal Eight of those straws.
........Okay, I lied:say Hahaha, Hey $$1 $+ : What asylum, did you escape from?
.........-__-:me dances ontop of $$1 like snoopy does ontop of the piano. "You are some sorta Pianist."
..........I know! I Know!:echo -a Yeah, I know I coulda put .. for each of them: I just like the effect!
&Yo&Mama&Jokes
.Fat Jokes
..Fat#1:say Joke #1:(Fat Joke) 4Yo' mama is so Fat, she can LITERALY taste the rainbow.
..Fat#2:say Joke #2:(Fat Joke) 4Yo' mama is so fat, when she wheres high-heels she drills holes in the ground and finds oil!
..Fat#3:say Joke #3:(Fat Joke) 4Yo' mama is so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington jumped out and said. "OMFG IT'S GODZILLA!"
..Fat#4:say Joke #4:(Fat Joke) 4Hey, $$1 $+ , how would you like to have something that goes from 0-400 in just 2 seconds!? .... Well they sell scales at Wal-Mart.
..Fat#5:say Joke #5:(Fat Joke) 4You are SO FAT, when you stood up to go to the bathroom, everyone in the world thought a solar ecplipse was occuring!
.Ugly Jokes
..Ugly#6:say $chan Joke #6:(Ugly Joke) 2Hey, $$1 $+ !! You are so ugly, they put you as an Exhibit in Ripley's Believe it or Not!
..Ugly#7:say $chan Joke #7:(Ugly Joke) 2Yo' mama is so ugly, she got mistaken for MICHAEL JACKSON!
..Ugly#8:say $chan Joke #8:(Ugly & Fat Joke) 2Yo' mama is so ugly and fat, when she went to the Rose Bowl parade wearing a floral pattern, she got mistook for a FLOAT!
..Ugly#9:say $chan Joke #9:(Ugly Joke) 2 $+ $$1 $+ , You are so ugly, that when you went to an Art Museum, people thought you were a work of art... FROM PICASSO!