Well, put it in ALT + R (REMOTES) and slap away. But not too much otherwise you might hurt the trout, and the RSPCT might come after you. BEST SCRIPT ON HAWKEE EVER!
on *:ACTION:slaps & around a bit with a large trout:#:{
inc %trout
/describe $chan takes $nick $+ 's trout and puts it back in the sea. Trouts Saved: %trout $+ . - Supported by the RSPCT (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Trouts.)
}